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What is Polish Sausage?

How to introduce the concept of ingesting semen to your lover in the form of a joke. Much funnier than the traditional "swallow or spit?"

"Hey, honey. How 'bout a Polish sausage that comes with its own drink?"

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Polish Sausage - video


Polish Sausage - what is it?

While having anal sex, the girl has diarrhea all over the shaft and head of the penis. Immediately following, the girl cleans off the flecks and juices of the diarrhea with a blow job.

Girl: Sorry I'm not really in the mood for sex tonight...
Guy: Ahh, fine, can you at least give me a chocolate covered polish sausage then?

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What does "Polish Sausage" mean?

Named after the Stage Director in The first King Kong, He was arested for abducting 15 woman and keeping them in his basement for a month, feeding them only raw pig penis. Now its used as a sexual term for when a man has a woman giving him oral and he chops off his penis with a butchers knife.

Yeah man, i totally think Dave pulled a a Babinski's Polish Sausage on Jane... Thats so sick.

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Polish Sausage - what does it mean?

A bizarre and likely theoretical sexual position in which a woman makes love to a man with a two pronged strap on intended to provide double penetration to a woman. Both of the prongs are flexed enough to be forced into the ass of the man.

It was a crazy night, she pulled out her devise and tried a reverse polish sausage but I was not having it.

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Polish Sausage - meaning

A game in which hucksters play in order to anally rape an individual. Usually associated with pick up sticks.

In the middle of pick up sticks Andy switches to hide the polish sausage.

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Polish Sausage - definition

An offensive name for someone of polish decent. commenly used for a man

Your accent makes you sound like a polish sausage

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Polish Sausage - slang

Hiring a hooker to intwine ur raging boner within her nappy black hair until i resieves coat of hairspray that gives it a shiny glossy look

u know those polished sausages at costco ya that

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Polish Sausage

1) a delectable treat.

2) a snack similar to a hot dog.

Girl 1) I heard you had some polish sausage.

Girl 2) yeah it was awesome!

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Polish Sausage

The organ of a man of polish descent.

I cannot believe Pelky whipped out his polish sausage while dancing on the table during grad week.

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Polish Sausage

A very white, yet large, penis

Girl 1) "He's so white and gross"

Girl 2) "Yeah, I know, but i heard he has a polish sausage."

Girl 1) "That's so hot."

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