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What is ALFONS?
A very sexy man, who everybody loves. He is super honest and super good looking, he smells like strawberrys and hes got an giant cock. He is a very lucky man and all the ladys love him.
Man you got a giant cock you are really a Alfons
ALFONS - meme gif
ALFONS - video
ALFONS - what is it?
Alfons is a man who can’t live without a Tindra and is a king
“Wow isn’t that Alfons? I wonder where Tindra is then”
What does "ALFONS" mean?
The biggest simp of them all. An actual fucking retard. Jk, pretty cute.
Saw a big fucking simp today, i think its Alfon
ALFONS - what does it mean?
If you're a gold digger, cheater, flirt with random chicks, and are fake to those who love you,
wear a lot of jewelry,
love the outdoors, smoke pot, be fat, and cry when your girlfriend dumps you because of selfish intentions all at the same time, then you are an ALFONS.
ALFONS was taken from a first impression given by some Polish people in the Philippines.
Some can be found in rural or urban places. (e.g. makati ave., baguio, etc.)
Man 1: (looks at this type of man) *whispers to his friend* Nie ufaj kurwa alfons.
Man 2: Tak. Alfons kurwa mac.
Alfons: Hello friendss. Welcome to my lair. My longtime girlfriend doesn't know it but I'm cheating on her and snatching her resources like a bigtime colonizer without war. Mwahahaha! I'm sure you guys don't understand english much so I don't really care.
Man 1: Who the kurwa fuck you thing you are!!?
Man 2: Spierdalej you kurwa alfons! Huj w dupe!!!!
ALFONS - meaning
Alfons = gay lul
ALFONS - definition
If you're a gold digger, cheater, flirt with random chicks, and are fake to those who love you,
wear a lot of jewelry,
love the outdoors, smoke pot, be fat, and cry when your girlfriend dumps you because of selfish intentions all at the same time, then you are an ALFONS.
ALFONS was taken from a first impression given by some Polish people in the Philippines.
Some can be found in rural or urban places. (e.g. makati ave., baguio, etc.)
Man 1: (looks at this type of man) *whispers to his friend* Nie ufaj kurwa alfons.
Man 2: Tak. Alfons kurwa mac.
Alfons: Hello friendss. Welcome to my lair. My longtime girlfriend doesn't know it but I'm cheating on her and snatching her resources like a bigtime colonizer without war. Mwahahaha! I'm sure you guys don't understand english much so I don't really care.
Man 1: Who the kurwa fuck you thing you are!!?
Man 2: Spierdalej you kurwa alfons! Huj w dupe!!!!
ALFONS - slang
Best person in the world:)
THE G.O.A.T
ALFONS ÄR BÄST
ALFONS
name of one populer graphic designer in malang indonesia
hello alfone, hai alfone, do you know alfone?
ALFONS
A synonym for "pimp". Originated from the Polish language.
Those hoes just got beat by their Alfons.
ALFONS
An extremely sexy man who is loved by the ladys. Siganture move is to show them his huge ding dong.
Dude, you are such an Alfons! The ladys love you and your ding dong is bigger than my house!