What is 503?

what happens when urban dictionary times out

error 503 connection timed out
guy: darn, urban dictionary timed out, now I'll never know what parswadim means

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503 - video

503 - what is it?

Call (503) 333-3950 for a good time

Call (503) 333-3950 For a fun time

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What does "503" mean?

Meaning anytime you are with someone and you want to signal that someone has a boner

Especially when with your friends and they have their boyfriend with them if they get a boner

* josh has boner *

Tells his girlfriend "" code 503

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503 - what does it mean?

A generic version of Lorcet. 10mgs hydrocodone - 650mgs APAP.

Green in color and a very good pain killer.

I cut my own arm off the other day so I could go to the doctor and get some Watson 503!

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503 - meaning

The code used when someone plants a shit on you.

"Oh man I woke up on this balcony one time with a shit in my pants, but I swear it wasn't mine!"
"Oh dude! You've been 503'd!"

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503 - definition

I misunderstood your message
Please be a pest to me :)
Hate that I missed you. Why only riddles on UD?

We're both busy, and we don't have to hide from each other
Not sure you understand how much I want to see you, to know you
My only agenda is to feel what it is like to be around each other
Doesn't require a long conversation (any conversation?) or physical contact
I will try to not make you uncomfortable with my directness

I'm super nervous to see you
It's been a while and I can't possibly live up to your perception of me

I have such deep feelings for you, I want to starting know each other
We've held back and kept serious, half-pretend
What if we find we're not compatible? Or what if we find something amazing?

Both kind of scare me, but I need to know if this only lives online.

Need to see if we can be that vulnerable, if we can be safe
If you want to give me something, when you are ready, the best gift would be to contact me outside of UD

Every time I see something from or about you I want to explode
You looked so good in recent one, screenshot now hidden on my phone
Eloquent and meaningful but I was totally distracted by your eyes, lips, neck...

It used to make some sense to go through this alone, it doesn't now. We can talk or message, please