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What is 4 Lokos?It starts off like a nice, if not more intense and warped game of Edward 40 Hands. You and a buddy duct tape 2 Lokos to your hands, and add two to your feet. But then shit gets real, you're coming up with crazy ideas cuz you both took eight hits of acid. You drive out to the desert, stand 200 paces apart, face each other, and stand there (no walking around weenies), until all eight 4lokos are finished. Whoever finishes first, or doesn't pass out wins the duel. Bro 1- Hey bro, I was thinking about jerking off with a noose, but why don't we just go to the desert and do this 4 Loko Challenge - Summer Standoff Edition? 4 Lokos - video4 Lokos - what is it?A beautiful state of mind that those who consume Four Lokos on a daily basis inhabit. Landmarks include - Blue Raspberry River, Orange Park, Fruit Punch Farm, the Watermelon Well, Bong Beach's Lemonade Stand, Cran-ma's House, Kro-Grape-O Grocery Store, and most importantly the Whooty Bridge. The streets are paved in 4 Loko cans, 4 Lokos grow from the trees in Orange Park, and during the occasional thunderstorm 4 Loko is rained down on the entire town instead of water. Accessible only by the PJ's bus service and to those in possession of at least 1 Four Loko, 4 Loko Town would definitely be described as "where it's at". Being extremely drunk more than 6 times a week, nightly projectile vomiting, and more than 1 unplanned pregnancy within the confines of 15 days are all signs that you might be a resident of 4 Loko Town. So call that PJ's, get those Lokos, and drink up and you'll soon be on your way to 4 LOKO TOWN!!! "Hey man, what do you wanna do tonight?" What does "4 Lokos" mean?4 loko is a potent beverage, better than drinking a joose. It has 11% alcohol and gets you pretty wasted really fast. Why are you drinking joose? 4 lokos own that pussy drink bitch. 4 Lokos - what does it mean?An alcoholic beverage that is considered by many to be the guillotine of all drinks. Not for the inexperienced; do not give it to a bitch friend, annoying girlfriend, or wuss. Hey man, want to drink some 4 Lokos tonight? 4 Lokos - meaningAlso known as blackout-in-a-can or liquid cocaine, 4 loko is a trifecta of 12% ABV malt beverage, caffeine, and excessively sweet flavored syrup. Available in numerous flavors such as grape, watermelon, and cranberry lemonade, that all taste equally terrible. Drinking four cans causes one to go "loko" and gain superhuman abilities as well as a unexplainable need to do things one would never even consider while sober. Guy #1: "Dude, I drank 20 beers last night, blacked out, passed out on the couch, and got my face drawn on." 4 Lokos - definition24oz can of pure recockulus energy drink mixed with 12% alcohol. The favorite drink of a crazy person. Tastes like carbonated antifreeze mixed with plastic bottle vodka in a toilet. The strange interaction between the caffeine, alcohol, and rat poison in this drink gets a person beyond drunk. The technical term for this reckless state is 'different'. Shit bro, if i have one more sip of this 4Loko i'm gonna get so different i might get us a hooker and more coke. 4 Lokos - slangThe 4 Lokos of a 4 Loko Night: this is what happens when you experience the 4 lokos of a 4loko night...you drink 3 4lokos, punch a girl in the stomach, leave the party, abandon your bike somewhere and walk the opposite direction home, you lose your hat, your backpack , your bike, and wake up wondering if you traded your laptop to the cabbie that took you home. your friends slowly bring everything back to you the next day and you find your laptop in your sock drawer. |
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