Definder - what does the word mean?

What is zong's?

The evolved version of zing bing. First bamboozles person, and then they get very triggered. In math class it’s always the answer.

For the answer, reference Zong Bong at the top of the sheet.

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Zong's - what is it?

a person that lies about having a boyfriend and also steals from her closest friends.

Did you take my mac foundation? Cause if you did, you totally just zong-go'ed me.

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What does "zong's" mean?

1) Some crazy Chinese kid that pwns at Counter-Strike and pwns an STi

2) Olimar

1) Holy shit, Zong is 30-5 in CS, and he just like flew past me at 140mph!

2) OMG HAX!

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Zong's - what does it mean?

Similar to a 'zing' but a zong attacks the person a little more mentally, usually strikes down their self esteem a peg or two.

Woman: "I dont sleep with everone I meet, I am far from a whore"
Man 1: "Please its like throwing a pencil down a mineshaft with you."
Man 2: "Zong"

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Zong's - meaning

(n.)
1. A well-turned and pithy construct, usually rooted in irony or sarcasm, which draws attention to an important and/or embarassing flaw in a person, institution or other object, thus belittling and exposing it for what it is in the eyes of all those privy to the zong.

2. An exclamation, stated bluntly and with some exaggeration of vowel sound, to express appreciation of the well-executed zong by one's self or a nearby companion.

(v.)
1. To bring shame upon someone or something in the presence of others, most commonly their peers or family.

2. To cause the immediate and complete reversal of direction in action, a line of reasoning or self-confidence through either natural or artificial means.

Examples of noun usage:
It might be said that the greatest zong in all of cinema is "No, I am your father."

"So then I told her she ought to ask Santa for a new face for Christmas."
"Zong!"

Examples of verb usage:
I zonged the shit out of that kid when I told him to go fuck his mother...in front of his mother.

"Man, that burrito I had at 3 a.m. really zonged my lower GI but good."

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Zong's - definition

big ol' titties

-check out those zongs
-Ya!

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Zong's - slang

β€’The release of built up seamen being sucked out so good that instant unconsciousness occurs.

β€’When eyes are opened double vision occurs for a concerning amount of time.

β€’The overamp that occurs After hitting the Zong Bong converted to a Quag

"Bree sucked Eddie's dick so good that when he Zonged he was worried he might go blind"

"Nothing got done today because we both hit the Zong and Zonged!"

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Zong's

A bong with a pipe that swirls around and goes in fun directions. It is usually in the shape of a Z.

Bro, I think the smoke got lost down somewhere in the zong.

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Zong's

An exclamative form of self expression. Used as an additive self indulgent word to add zing to simeones sentence. A happy word that is used kinda lije shaggys zoinks. But instead its Zong.

Zong is positive.
Zongers is negative.

Zong Dudes! I just kicked your butts on this sweet match of halo.

Zong! I just whipped your foot at this match of horrible call of duty.

Zongers... That was terrible.

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Zong's

A bong with its tube in the shape of a Z

Thats a phatty zong dude

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