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What is zhongli's?legend says that whenever his ass cheeks clap its largeness releases a supersonic wave resulting in major shaking and earthquakes. celestia acknowledged his skill and crowned him as geo archon. childe: zhongli's ass can help him get a massive amount of mora *throws a million mora at zhongli's ass as the said ass bounces upon impact* zhongli's - meme gifzhongli's - videoZhongli's - what is it?A suspiciously god-like funeral parlor consultant with the thickest, juiciest, meatiest ass any broke gacha gamer has ever seen in their entire life. Every time he so much as moves an inch his cheeks clap so loud that it summons earthquakes and puts ancient gods to their brutal demise. Upon using his elemental skill he summons a dangerously phallic looking 80-inch rock that makes enemies cream in their pants the second they get hit by it. Mom: What are you doing? What does "zhongli's" mean?Zhongli has a nice ass. And if you think about it, in the au where he's a history teacher and Xiao is his son, technically in that au he is in fact a hot history teacher dilf A: I JUST PULLED ZHONGLI Zhongli's - what does it mean?Zhongli, Morax, Xiangsheng or the Geo archon. Hey do you know Zhongli? Zhongli's - meaningHis pillar can definetly strike your ass, it would probably hurt but dw he's a gentle man π©βΌοΈ Person 1: My ass hurts cuz of Zhongli Zhongli's - definitiona sexy geo god who has the power to take anyones man or girl at any time, no matter how good you think you look itβs always zhongli > everyone some guy: my girl just broke up with me Zhongli's - slang"Zhongli?? y mean rex lapis??" Zhongli'sthe sexiest man alive who is lacking mora in his pockets oh i love zhongli Zhongli'sA man claiming to be the funeral consultant of the wangsheng funeral parlor, but is actually a delicious dragon god with the fattest ass in gaming history. His magical schlong, when summoned, is able to kill enemies, giving him the nickname of big dong zhong or schlongli. Metaslave: βBro Zhongli sucks, he barely does damage.β Zhongli'sThe Geo Archon, broke but extremely skilled, aka "Daddy" Arianna: Dude, Zhongli's so hot! |
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