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What is yogurt slinger?
While driving, your beautiful, tight-ass girlfriend leans over, unzips your pants and starts sucking on your penis like there's no tomorrow. And right when you're about to cum, she grabs your penis and starts slinging it around in circles so it gets all over the steering wheel, the dashboard, windshield, her face, your shirt, etc... It is basically another name for road head, just with a bit of an extra mess... And typically your driving down a mountain on a windy road during the winter.
Holy Shit dude! My girlfriend just gave me a bald headed yogurt slinger, and now i gotta take my car to the wash!
yogurt slinger - video
Yogurt slinger - what is it?
A term referring to an erection. Due to the fact that an erect penis has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. This term is used in the movie Varsity Blues.
I used my purple headed yogurt slinger to give that a girl a houdini.
What does "yogurt slinger" mean?
A slang reference to the penis. Made popular by Talia Drzewiecki.
Hungry? My purple headed yogurt slinger's ready when you are.
Yogurt slinger - what does it mean?
After the cock has become fully erect, and the choking of the member has turned it a light tint of purple, a consentrated, fishy-smelling white substance is slung from the head like yogurt.
After a woman has performed felatio on her man(hopefully her man) and she has yogurt on her face, the Purple Head has Slung the Yogurt.
Yogurt slinger - meaning
Nick-name for a penis.
She wanted the purple headed yogurt slinger....so she drug her boyfriend to the bedroom for some one on one action!
Yogurt slinger - definition
one of the better synonyms for penis. Often said preceding laughter.
On his way to the carnival, the purple helmet yogurt slinger attacked several bearded clam encampments.
Yogurt slinger - slang
boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro
varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.
Yogurt slinger
When a man/woman that still has a pp cums furiously while helicoptering his/her tiny cock
wtf Gerald why did you just do yogurt slinger all over my 5$ olive garden bread basket
Yogurt slinger
When two sluts get drunk, one passes out, and then the other climbs up onto her naked chest and starts slapping her boobs around with her palms.
Then because they are really drunk, the one who is on top puts too much pressure on the one getting their tits smacked around that they puke all over the place.
Hence, a yogurt slinger or yogurt slinging
Yo, I just walked in on some hoes and they were doing the yogurt slinger on each other. It was fuckin' sweet.
Yogurt slinger
Yet another slang term for the penis. This is due to the
similarity in the consistency of semen and yogurt.
Peter North has a fucking awesome yogurt slinger!