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What is yo mamma?
The most scripted, forced reality TV show on MTV, more-so than the real world. Hosted by fez from that 70's show, they make a huge deal out of critiquing disses to make the show seem interesting.
Have you seen the latest episode of yo mamma?
No.
yo mamma - video
Yo mamma - what is it?
The most stupidiest hilarious joke to be made use by 5th-7th grader losers who cant think of anything but yo mama jokes.
*Out of nowhere*
7th grade Kid: YO MAMMA SO FAT THAT SHE DIED.
HighSchoolSeniorKid: WTF YOU SAY MOTHER FUCKER!
7th grade kid: YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT SHE GOT HIT WITH THE BAG OF WTF!
HighSchoolSenoir: Hey guys, let beat this mother fucker down in his mother fucking ass.
7th Grade Kid: YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE CANT DRIVE BETTER THAN ASIANS.
7th Grade Kid: *got shoot in the scrotum with a shotgun*
What does "yo mamma" mean?
yo mamma so damn old that she get along with the jesus crew
yo mamma so ugly that the government demand to put a warning in your gate saying: beware risk of sudden death
yo mamma so ugly and old that noah refuse to take her in his ark
Yo mamma - what does it mean?
Yo mamma is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch
Your mama is so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain
Yo mamma - meaning
Ohh so many definitions, so little time...
1) This ugly ass hag that keeps callin me and askin for a booty call.
2) A retarded slut that used to be the playboy center fold in 1869.
3) A dirty muff burger that caused that accident tht resulted in your birth. Ya you, damn waste of sperm!
-Hey did you do anything this friday night?
- Ya i did do somethig. That something was your mamma!
-Really?
-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RIGHT!
Yo mamma - definition
A person who is so stupid that she started at a box of orange juice for 20 minutes because it said "concentrate."
Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mamma - slang
the best comeback that was ever made
yo mammas so fat she went swimming with the whale and they sang " we are family even tho ur fatter than me"
Yo mamma
Stupid ass and overused jokes that revolve around your mom's weight, intelligence, and overall life. Not only they're are stupid, but they're sometimes offensive.
Guy 1: Yo mamma so stupid, she thought the Super Bowl was a large bowl of cereal
Guy 2: WE HAVE THE SAME MOTHER, STUPID ASS.
Yo mamma
Insult, last resort in a verbal confrontation, snap among friends.
Yo mamma is so broke that she got a pussy on her hip so she can make money on the side.
Yo mamma
yo mamma so dumb she failed a blood test.
yo mamma so fat when she turned around it was her next birthday
yo mamma so dumb that if she spoke her mind she would be speechless.
yo mamma so stupid she got fired from da m&m company for throwing away the w's.
ypo mamma so fat that her drivers liscenc picture say "picture continued on other side"