Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Purple Rain?

verb: to purple rain someone, or shower them with a verbal cloud of nonsense that a) has little point and b) seems to be going nowhere, whilst resembling the erotic dwarf circa 1985

Chuufin' nora, I got proper purple rained when i got in the office this morning

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Purple Rain - video


Purple Rain - what is it?

n. A restless feeling. A non-descript feeling of boredom, restlessness and confinement. A feeling one has when wanting to escape from responsibility (chiefly emotional) by travelling. Sometimes synonymous with 'wanderlust.' The desire to travel in order to escape an emotional commitment.

"Waiting for the early train, Sorry boy, but I've been hit by purple rain." -America (Ventura Highway).

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What does "Purple Rain" mean?

A woman's period.

Watch out for purple rain!

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Purple Rain - what does it mean?

When a person drinks beetroot juice before urinating on the face of another. Causing the urine to be of a purple colour.

Totally gonna Purple Rain my girlfriend tonight.

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Purple Rain - meaning

Hot steamy post handjob ejaculate from an erect purple-headed male member.

Whoa, that purple rain was hot on my forearm!

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Purple Rain - definition

Purple Rain is a sexual act much like a Golden Shower, except the woman committing this act is on her period.

Guy at pornography store - "Excuse me, does this film have any Golden Shower scenes in it?"

Video clerk - " No bro but it has a crazy Purple Rain scene in it!"

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Purple Rain - slang

Diarrhetic condition caused by consuming too much wine.

Damn dude, after that Tour de Franzia, I was makin some serious puprle rain!!

She was always disturbed when Prince sang "I only want to see you laughing in the purple rain."

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Purple Rain

A type of pollution-induced precipitation common in the Eastern Hemisphere. Similar to acid rain, purple rain has a higher acidity and is even more devastating when concentrated in small bodies of water.

Kin Jong Il spoke to the North Korean peoples about the dangerous effects of purple rain.

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Purple Rain

Purple Rain: noun: (not to be confused with the artist, Prince's, album), is an alcoholic beverage containing the following ingredients:

1 Jug of Purple Hawaiian Punch
2 Liters of Sprite
1.5 Orange creme Sodas
1 Handle of Vodka (Preferably Seagram's, or Smirnoff)

Split Between 2 (two) - 2 gallon jugs (Split all above ingredients between to empty jugs of water or milk)

This alcholic beverage is known to deceive it's consumers but beware, each cup (solo cup) contains 2+ shots (of vodka) a piece

"Aye, so this Purple Rain aint nothin to mess with" - Guy
"My friend just had two cups, she's messeeeed up! You sure there's alcohol in there?" -Girl

"Hunch Punch or Purple Rain?" -Girl #1
"Purple Rain. You can't even taste the alcohol" -Girl #2

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Purple Rain

An expression of feeling or emotion brought on by the memory of a regretful action or loss, resulting in the personal knowledge that what has transpired cannot be corrected or undone (inspired by the popular 80s Prince song):

Joe - "Remember that girl I dated before?"
Mack - "Yeah, why?"
Joe - "I should have married that girl?"
Mack - "Nothing you can do about it now, Purple Rain man, Purple Rain."

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