What is yerk?

v. (to yerk) the act of stroking your dick for brief pleasure, and putting it away before ejaculation in order to carry on with your daily activities without dealing with the post-jerking off laziness/cleanup session.

Yerking often occurs during late night homework sessions when one becomes fed up with his work (writing an essay, doing research on the computer, etc.) so he decides he wants to jerk off... but doesn't want to deal with the jizz of it, and simply looks up "tits" on google images as opposed to watching full-out porn. Yerking often leads to jerking off anyway.

Henry - Yo Pat, what'd you give up for lent?
Pat - Masturbation... I know... what the fuck was I thinking??
Henry - Well at least you can still yerk.

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Yerk - what is it?

The hood Viagra. Andy Griffiths yungn...

I need some yerks, I'm tryna break shawty back!

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What does "yerk" mean?

A perc 30 type of painkiller

Drug Dealer: Yo my nigga I got the yerks in they finna make u slump ong
Conner: Nah i only get high of puff bars

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Yerk - what does it mean?

To persuade someone to do something against their will, in which you will benfit at their expence.

"Pimp Mink get the money because he yerk ho's. The Ho's do all the work and Pimp Mink get's all the money."

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Yerk - meaning

a word used to express sarcasm

"That girl is so pretty"
"YERK....she's pretty"

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Yerk - definition

A small mind-controlling slug-like creature which crawls and inhabits the ears of people 'The Controllers' want to control, from the popular hit TV and book series Animorphs.