Definder - what does the word mean?

What is yarmulke?

The act of inserting a penis into a vagina and making a fool of yourself by grunting loudly.

Last night my wife and I totally had a yarmulke dance fest!

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Yarmulke - what is it?

When you are getting a blow job, you shit in your hand and slam it on the back of your partner's head.

I don't like it when Dan Schwartz gives me the dirty yarmulke. Oi vey!

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What does "yarmulke" mean?

The name given to the material ejected on to a fellators head while being vomited on by the the person you are fellating.

Following a huge chili dinner, Frank failed to notify Darlene that he was extremely drunk when she began to fellate him. It came as no surprise to him when he vomited his dinner onto her head. Darlene screamed and immediately ran to the shower to clean off her newly delivered Ramen Yarmulke

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Yarmulke - what does it mean?

A circular bald patch on the top-back portion of the head most often found on men from 17 - 53 who are experiencing hair loss. Because of the location of the patch it is typically tan.

After Bill's wife caught him in bed with another man, the radius of his Golden Yarmulke seemed to increase at a much faster clip.

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Yarmulke - meaning

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he pulls out right before ejaculation, grabs a yarmulke and ejaculates into it, and then puts it on her head. That shit will never fall off during services.

Dude, my girl and I tried out the yarmulke at Beth El, she wore my yarmulke the rest of Shabbat.

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Yarmulke - definition

The word yarmulkes,is a plural yiddish version of the hebrew word word kippas. This is a hat worn on the head by jews. Most religous Jews wear it all the time though the one who are less religous where it to Jewish events and at temple.

Mom: Boys, put on your yarmulkes, we're going to temple
Son: Okay, mom

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Yarmulke - slang

the most magical thing in the world. jews r the luckiest people on earth. they always have magic upon they're head!! they come in many colors. n many fabrics. they rockkkk! every1 envies the yarmulke wearers...

guy 1- "omg look! yarmulkes!"
guy 2- "those people r sooo lucky"
guy 1- "hey they're gettin on the roller coaster with the yarmulkes on. won't they fly off?"
guy 2- "haha nooo way. i saw them go SWIMMING with the yarmulkes earlier"
guy 1- "they didn't go underwater tho, riiiight?"
guy 2- "OF COURSE!!! yarmulkes r not clipped on or glued. they r held on by sumthing much stronger..."
guy 1- "and whats that?"
guy 2- "magic..."

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Yarmulke

Protective head gear worn by honorary jews

<a jew ponders>
"Should i wear my yarmulke under my baseball hat or over it"

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Yarmulke

A beanie worn by Jewish men to protect their souls from being stolen by Catholics.

Yarmulke is a tin foil hat, only it works against other religions, not the government.

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Yarmulke

A small cloth circle worn on the head by orthodox jews (only men, usually) as sort of a way to show respect and reverence to their God and let everyone else around them know that they are orthodox jews

Put on your yarmulke before you go into temple

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