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What is wreath?
When someone inserts an obscene joke into an otherwise innocent conversation, usually with the point of highlighting their sexual prowess and worldly experience at the expense of others.
C: "I prefer the little one."
K: "Honey, stay with the little ones. Once it gets over 9 inches, it just hurts like hell. And when there's two of them, it hurts even more."
J: "Wow, I think he just did a wreath around you.
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Wreath - what is it?
An ability used by Shade of Aran in the game World of Warcraft. It prevents raid members from moving since any moving during flame wreath will basically result into the raid blowing up. Blizzard in their great wisdom has also made it so that as of now the blowing up can be triggered by snakes from snake trap or by a mage's water elemental etc. etc.
I will not move when flame wreath is cast or the raid blows up.
What does "wreath" mean?
A face wreath is the name given to the look worn by men in which a thick chin-strap beard meets longer hair and bangs, forming a circular outline of hair around the face. Usually seen on a douchebag or a hippie. Generally, not a good look.
"Dude, that guy is eating cheez whiz out of the can."
"And he has a face wreath."
"Ew."
Wreath - what does it mean?
When you take a shit and it coils around the bowl into a neat circle.
"Dude I shit a wreath after thanksgiving dinner and it was decorated with cranberries.
Wreath - meaning
The ring of hair that surrounds the butt hole resembling a wreath.
Bryan mooned me and I saw his nasty rim wreath !
Wreath - definition
People that are inbred are said to have a Family Wreath, as there are no branches, only a circle of family.
Bubba went to the library to get a copy of his Family Wreath for his Dad/Uncle/Brother Travis.
Wreath - slang
puttin a wreath on the front of someone's car so they don't know it is there
"Do you know who wreathed the Johnson's van?"
Wreath
A Holiday Term For Marijuana-Pot, The Word Spoken Aloud Sounds Like A Shortened form of Marijuana's Nickname, Reefer.
Santas Got A Sleigh Full Of Wreath Wrapped Tighter Than Mrs Clauses pussy
Wreath
Hair sprouting in a ring-like fashion around the asshole.
Sometimes, people hang a wreath on the back door!
Seeing her wreath made me want to bray.
Wreath
A Wreath \ΛrΔth\ is a large grass bagel that is hung without purpose or reason on the front of your shitty door in an attempt to mask your sad and pathetic marriage. It was created, in most circumstances, by an unwarranted child brought into the world by promiscuous rebellion sex inspired by your fiery hatred toward your strict and religious parents. Thus you live the rest of your existence and secret contempt, fighting the urge to murder your loved ones and become a stripper by hanging useless trinkets on the front of your door with a smile.
Kari: "Oh Susan that's a beautiful ring of of weeds and sticks! and what gave you the idea to nail such a delightful a clump of shit to your door?"
Susan: "Well thank you Kari! It's actually a wreath I saw in a target catalog! oh and the need to distract my self from my inevitable suicide."