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What is woodchipper?
Take a handfull of watermelon seeds, shove it down a girls loose ass, and when she farts and it comes out like a woodchiipper.
Hey tiki just did the Hawiian WoodChipper
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woodchipper - video
Woodchipper - what is it?
The long held tradition of pooping inside of a pussy by which the log of feces imitates a wooden log being chipped by machinery. One individual squats, or "hovers", over the other in order to take a dump directly into the second individual's ready vagina lips. The poo must be solid for a truly effective performance.
While walking through the forest with my darling, I found it only appropriate to lay her nude figure down on a bed of leaves and lovingly perform the woodchipper.
What does "woodchipper" mean?
n.
1. A rare but unfortunate situation in which someone sits on the lap of a man with an erect penis, causing a painful effect similar to stubbing your finger.
2. A woman who intentionally performs this act (See bitch)
Tony: Hell no were not havin sex tonight!
Ashley: Why not?
Tony: You gave me the woodchipper earler! Im going to the emergency room!
Woodchipper - what does it mean?
When a girl gives you head and he mouth isn't open all the way thus having her teeth scrape against your wood.
Dude,I was getting some head but then she gave me a woodchipper.
Woodchipper - meaning
1. One who steals the heart of many girls.
2. One who woodchips.
3. A woodchip -- an incredibly lovely guy
4. The stealer of a certain girl's heart.
Example 1:
Clara: "Erik is such a woodchipper. Every girl in our school is in love with him".
Example 2:
Mereda: "Alex is such a woodchipper. He is stealing everyone's heart"
Example 3:
Harriette: "Edward is such a woodchipper! He is the loveliest guy I've ever met!"
Example 4:
Avalia: "James is definitely my friend's woodchipper. She can't stand to be away from him for a second!"
Woodchipper - definition
This occurs at high speed on a full-suspension a mountain bike, when the rider's buttocks contacts the rear tire with enough force as to allow the tire's rotation to pull the rider's pelvis (and accompanying anatomy) into the space between the rear tire and the back of the seat tube.
My undercarriage is wrecked from when I got woodchippered.
Woodchipper - slang
To scathingly call out a public official, esp a Judge for asshattery.
Popehat woodchippers Judge Mark Mahon, Chief Judge of Florida's Fourth Circuit Court in Jacksonville for his arrogance and censorship
Woodchipper
The laziest, unfunniest, braindead insult known to man used against pedophiles on twitter
Pedo: Little girls make me happy, I just think they're so joyful and sincere and silly and beautiful💕
Multiple NPCs: *Sends woodchipper jpeg or gif and nothing else*
Woodchipper
the act of ramming your wood into a vomiting female's anus, while simultaneously mimicking the "vrrrr" sound of a woodchipper every time you thrust into the anus; the inward thrusting should be synchronous with the vomiting
a girl in a skirt decided to yack through the window of my best friend's car, so i snuck up behind her and started the woodchipper.
Woodchipper
Any "doggy-style" penetrative sex, anal or vaginal (preferably anal), that is performed on the receiver as they are bent over the toilet vomitting. The effect is enhanced if it is a roaring vomit, and the pelvic thrusts are timed to coincide with each regurgitative evacuation.
Last night, my wife got very drunk and demanded that I make love to her. In the course of doing so, she became very ill, and interrupted our intercourse so she could throw-up. As I was incredibly worked up at this point, I marched right into the bathroom and performed the previosly elusive woodchipper on her as she went about her business. However, it was only vaginal.