What is womb broom?

When a young man reaches puberty and begins to grown a mexican like stash on his upper lip...this stash is used for getting,cleaning up the muff nuggest left behind by ladies

"Damn son...that womb broom is growin mightly well, go see if your mother needs and little cleaning on her muff"s

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womb broom - video

Womb broom - what is it?

The male sexual organ when used to in/out a pussy which is suspected of a enduring long inactive spell.

"I swept out that old bitches cobwebs with my womb broom", said Joe

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What does "womb broom" mean?

A rather large mustache that brushes the Labia Major area during cunninglingus.

While down on my squeeze I used my womb broom to sweep the va JJ.

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Womb broom - what does it mean?

small tuft of facial hair grown under the bottom lip. see also soul patch

the ladies love my womb broom

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Womb broom - meaning

An exceedingly long penis.

Charlie impaled Mary Ann with his 12-inch womb broom.

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Womb broom - definition

When I was growing up it was de rigueur for any testosterone overloaded black or arty heterosexual male to have a womb broom, for titillating the clits of their chosen lovers, and for fondling and stroking, as if in deep thought. I suspect that some did neither.

As related by his aunt thirty-one years after his uncle and aunt were married, to my son, who was about to get married, about his uncle's state standing at the altar: "Your uncle had this stiff long hair - she didn't say, womb broom - growing under his lower lip, and he was so nervous, as we stood at the altar, it was quivering," and, with a wry expression, she wiggled her extended fingers, and I interjected, "Like an anglerfish, attempting to attract some prey."

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