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What is wilmslow?
One sided, clinical and awkward consensual sex. Typically used to describe sexual activities in a relationship wherein one party is with the other out of pity and/or because one (or both) of them simply wanted to be in one instead of building a future with their partner. Often an indicator that such a relationship is not long for this world.
"Bro, my roommate Dan was getting the Wilmslow Express in our dorm. Emily deserves better than that creep."
"Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if that relationship is over by winter break."
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Wilmslow - what is it?
A small area of Cheshire that is too posh for the middle and lower class.
Wilmslow is home to some of the most sought after unique shops, such as hoopers, greggs and marks and Spencers.
The people of wilmslow are generally friendly, however, research shows that should you not have possession of a Bentley, jaguar or Mercedes, then you will be spat on and ordered out of town.
Oh I live in wilmslow darling which is just next to Alderley edge