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What is wiitard?
1. One of the (hopefully) rare breed that will gather in packs and huddle together around kerosene heaters in the parking lots of retail stores all night for the chance to buy a Wii the following morning.
2. An idiot who won't stop making puns on the word Wii.
3. A Phillistine who can't understand how Nintendo could possibly name their system "Wii."
(1) "Well, guys, the snow's comin' down and we have five hours before Shopko opens. Anyone gonna wimp out?"
"No way, man! We're all hardcore wiitards here!"
"Or just retards. Brr!"
(2)"Hold my place in line, willya? I have to go w-"
"Yes, I get it. You have to go 'wee.' Very clever, wiitard."
"Does that make you one?"
(3)"It's worldwide marketing, dude! It means 'good' in Japanese, 'yes' in French, 'all of us' in English..."
"Oh, shut up. Don't you know that America is the center of the universe? If it sounds a little silly to our ears, then that automatically makes it a stupid name."
"You're such a wiitard."
wiitard - video
Wiitard - what is it?
Someone who sucks at playing simple games on the wii.
"Erin, I am gonna shit a brick if I have to jump over one more bowling ball, you wiitard"
What does "wiitard" mean?
Someone who plays wii all the time, and usually has never had any real exercise.
Person 1: "I try to lose weight by playing wii fit, is that enough?"
person 2 whispering to person 3: "wiitard >.>"
Wiitard - what does it mean?
a nintendard who only plays games on the wii because they think having a vibrator as a control is the coolest thing since sliced bread!
why would i want to be a wiitard instead of an awsome human being and play what i want to play?
Wiitard - meaning
one who purchases all the games and add-ons to the wii before buying the wii
My gf and I are total wiitards, we have two guitars, the fit, and mario kart--but we're waiting for the wii to come back in stock at best buy!
Wiitard - definition
someone who obsesses over playing wii
"i love playing wii"
"sarah, ur such a wiitard."
Wiitard - slang
A person who is unable to grasp the basic motor skills to play the Wii.
Andrea plays Wii tennis like a wiitard.
Wiitard
Somebody who tricks out their Wii and loves to talk about how cool it is.
"I hacked my Wii and can turn my TV into a strobe light."
"Keep being a wiitard and watch me punch you in the face."
Wiitard
An insulting name for a Nintendo fanboy. Derived from combining "Wii" and "retard."
Fanboy: NINTENDO INVENTED INNOVATION AND GAMEPLAY X360 PS3 SUCK
Normal person: Don't these wiitards ever shut up?
Wiitard
A person who, despite their many years on the planet, has not mastered the skills needed to maintain a firm grip on something as simple as a remote control, more specifically a wiimote. These greasy-palmed indivuals are mocked for their overzealousness and their utter lack of competence. Thier actions commonly result in property damage and/or injury to the wiitard and others.
"There's more reports of people throwing their controller through their TV."
"Can't these wiitards learn how to hold on to a damn controller?"