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What is wet dreams?
One of the most unpleasant things in the world. You cum in your sleep unexpectedly, and when you wake up, the sweet juice has already dried onto your panties and made your underwear really dirty.
*finds a wet dream on underwear* Really?!
wet dreams - video
Wet dreams - what is it?
A wet dream is when semen is forced out of the penis during sleep when dreaming about sex if you wake and your pajamas are wet or sticky it's because you ejaculated during sleep time. BTW it last for quite a few years.
ah man I had another wet dream. DAMNIT!
What does "wet dreams" mean?
Refered to males, usualy in their early teens. A wet dream is when a boy is sleeping and then suddenly wakes up to find that his erected dick is pumping out hot sticky man juice all over his boxers, or if he sleeps naked, all over his pubes, stomach and chest. Although sometimes pleasant, wet dreams are mostly annoying for boys as they are too shocked and confused to really enjoy the ejaculation, and it is a bitch to clean up in the morning.
Masturbation usually helps prevent wet dreams and Fap Shortscan be worn if wet dreams persist.
On school camp, when I was sleeping in a dorm with my friends, I had a dream that my penis was very itchy and tense. I awoke early that morning to find my penis was throbbing stiff and was pumping semen out with each convulsion. The wet dream seemed to last forever and my boxers were filled with hot, sticky juice, dripping into my pubes and oozing down my inner thighs. My come was everywhere. At that moment our teacher came in to wake us up for our morning hike.
Since it was only a 1 night stay I had decided to only bring 1 set of underwear, the one I splurged my load in. Having no time to even clean myself up, I spent the 1 hour hike feeling my man juice slowly ooze out of my squichy boxers and down my legs. I smelt like jizz the whole day.
Wet dreams - what does it mean?
What happens when you ignore your penis for too long and it decides to plot out revenge.
Aw, shit. Another wet dream.
Wet dreams - meaning
When A Ghost Jacks You Off While You Sleeping And You Cum All Over Your Bed.
Joey Went To Sleep At 5 pm And Ilan the big ghost came and jacked him off and gave joey a wet dream
Wet dreams - definition
When you cum yourself in your sleep, usually as a result of not masturbating for too long. Mildly annoying when you wake up at 5 AM with cum all over your clothes or the bed. Luckily all you have to do to avoid them is jack off regularly
I had a wet dream last night so I’ve been awake since 6 AM. I gotta jack off more.
Wet dreams - slang
When a person orgasms in their sleep. Known medically as Nocturnal Emission or Vaginal Lubrication, this is caused when a person has a dream that turns them on, causing sexual arousal. It most commonly effects people age 11-24. When people wake up, they often have a great shock as to what happened. Most people grow out of them by age 26. However, not everyone is effected by them. One common myth is that it effects only boys. However, girls can have them too, though its different.
Mario: OMG, Jake, I had a Wet Dream last night!
Jake: Uhh, Mario, what?
Mario: I had a dream that I was being given a blowjob by the hottest girl in school. Then, I climaxed in the dream, and shot cum into her mouth in the dream, and that's the last of the dream, before I woke up. When I did, I felt a warm, wet sensation. I turned the light on, and saw my pants were wet. I felt it, and it was semen. Somehow, I orgasmed while I slept. As uncomfortable as it was, I had to wait to deal with it until morning.
Jake: OMG, You dreamed of being blown by a hot girl?! You have such a dirty mind!
Wet dreams
A man gets a boner and cums ( a woman can get a wet pussy, so they can have a wet dream too) during slumber and can't control it.
Ryan: Man I had another wet dream about Paige.
Alex: oh shit, me too
Ryan: dude, that's kinda weird
Wet dreams
n. Sarcastic name for any garish, expensive, unneeded water features added to your home to cause endless plumbing trouble while adding a taint of both relaxing arty decoration and carcinogenic black mould.
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Dude! Haven't seen you at the skate park lately. What up?
Been having trouble with my wet dreams again. You got any extra towels I could borrow?
Whoa. Respect.
Wet dreams
1.When you are in your teenage years and are going through puberty your penis experiments and while you are sleeping will get sexually excited and start to release semen.
2.Are often perceived by retarts as the term to having wet their pants.. while they sleep....
1.Louis is having a wet dream because his penis is vertically bisecting his body and there is semen erupting from his penis.
2.retart 1: (whispers to retart 2) hey i just had a wet dream last night.
retart 2: same!! i have wet dreams everyday and i make my mom clean me up!
randomdudepassingby: (seeing the two 8 year olds) wtf....?