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What is water polo?The only sport where you can legally drown someone without going to jail. Man, I wish life were like water polo. Try to kill someone and get sent to the ejection box for 20 seconds. water polo - videoWater polo - what is it?The most physically and mentally challenging sport on Earth. Constant swimming keeps the body in great shape while the speed of the game itself trains reflexes and quick thinking. Water Polo in essence takes the most difficult aspects of soccer and football and puts them together in a 30 meter pool. The synergy of the physical and mental aspects of Water Polo creates one of the most pure and true sports in the world. Dont like Water Polo? Thats ok, only true athletes can appreciate a real sport. What does "water polo" mean?The best sport in the world. Consisting of seven players per team. played like soccer/football in the water using only one hand at a time to handle the ball. Points recorded in scoring of a goal. Played in a 30 meter pool, 4 quarters with a duration of 7 minutes per quarter. Ball is the size of a volleyball and yellow. Also referred to as H20 Polo. First olympic team sport. NO i don't swim, i play water polo. And yes we have to wear speedos. Water polo - what does it mean?Played just like normal polo, but in the water. Made up of two teams, each consisting of five to seven players. Polo shirts required. Obtain points by drowning horses of the opposing team. Team with horses remaining, wins. I killed so many horses in water polo today! Water polo - meaningthe gayest sport on earth, in which fags get in a pool and splash each other with water, while wearing speedos and tossing around a ball with one hand while playing pocket poolwith the other he was straight until he joined the water polo team. now look at him. he listens to techno now. Water polo - definitionplayed underwater upon horseback, often stallion, with an oversized croquet stick and a rubber football. Referees must be below 4 foot tall and coaches must be above 7 foot. Often attracts unwanted spectators and fans that shout ridiculous things like "Easy Meat" and "Hit him in the face with a woggle" Toggs must be worn at all time. If they "fall" off players must make a ring around the naked player to hide their meat and two veg. Common injuries include perferated eardrum and eyeball sucked out due to hit in the face whilst wearing goggles. Up to 10000 people and horses die each year and float to the surface, to be removed from the pool by fishing nets. 1)My horse has died, please can i have a sub ref? Water polo - slangPlayed just like normal polo, but in the water. Made up of two teams, each consisting of five to seven players. Polo shirts required. Obtain points by drowning horses of the opposing team. Team with horses remaining, wins. I killed so many horses in water polo today! Water poloa mad hard sport, takes skill and a really hot body. very popular in greenwich, ct or california. even thought polo players are stoners any girl wants them because they r just so ridiculously good looking. oh and water polo guys come with water polo hair...oh yeah pretty much u want them all the water polo guys... Water poloPlayed by the most mentally unstable and physically tough bitches on earth, swimming in a suit 4 sizes too small, throwing around a hard yellow ball and trying to drown the other team. WATER POLO: Water poloWater polo is a sport played on by the quickest, stongest, smartest and best conditioned athletes. A water polo team consists of 7 mentally instable people (who in gods name would want to be putting breathing air second to the untimate goal of victory). The players in the pool consist of 6 field players and a goalie, each player relies on each one of his team mates. The object of the game would not only be to stay above the water while everyone is try to put you under, but to shoot the ball past the goalie and score. There are rules... when your on the surface of the water(which isn't often).Under the surface anything goes. Trying to shoot a ball with everyone and thier mother beating on you could prove to be a challenge. "Survival of the fitest" And just for the record, We are NOT swimmers. Easy right? Lets see you try. |
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