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What is WATER POLO?
Water polo is a sport played on by the quickest, strongest, smartest and best conditioned athletes. A water polo team consists of 7 mentally unstable people (who in gods name would want to be putting breathing air second to the ultimate goal of victory). The players in the pool consist of 6 field players and a goalie. The object of the game would not only be to stay above the water while everyone is try to put you under, but to shoot the ball past the goalie and score. There are rules... when your on the surface of the water(which isn't often). Under the surface anything goes.
Water polo is for the mentally unstable.
WATER POLO - video
WATER POLO - what is it?
The best sport is the whole god damn world, with the fittest athletes around! Played with 7 players. 6 field and 1 goalie, where field players have to put the ball past the goialie and into the cage to get points. Sound easy? It's the combination of soccer, football, under water wresting, and a little boxing.It is alot better and harder than football.
Water polo players would kick football players ass.
What does "WATER POLO" mean?
The coolest sport ever, with people throwing a ball to each other attempting to put in a goal. Good fun
Water polo is a mix between Swimming, wrestling and basketball, in order to play one needs to understand all games and be able to play all three at once.
....And there are no horses...
Jimmy: "Water polo eh, tell me something, how do you keep the horses from drownding?"
Greg: "...Shut up Jimmy..."
WATER POLO - what does it mean?
The craziest and best sport on earth. It's a cross between rugby, soccer, basketball, and wrestling. Play centers around the 2M man with the rest of the field players forming an arch around him. Athletes are extremely well conditioned. Goals are rare (games rarely get above 10 goals) most of the time is spent fighting below water and sprinting up and down the pool. Retard red-necks call it gay because you have to wear speedos (everything else creates too much drag or is too easy to get a hold of) but if you're comfortable with your sexuality it shouldn't bother you.
P.S. We get the most pussy too
1: I can swim fast, so water polo should be easy
2: That's what you think
WATER POLO - meaning
Played by the most mentally unstable and physically tough bitches on earth, swimming in a suit 4 sizes too small, throwing around a hard yellow ball and trying to drown the other team.
Plays are usually twenty seconds long, max thirty, and then u have to sprint back on defense to help out goalie. When you're on offens you are constantly moving. When you are defending inside 5 meters, you foul the ball so they have to pass before a shot can be made, giving you an oppurtunity to either steal the ball or run down the shot clock.
WATER POLO:
The stamina of a marathon,
The strategy of chess,
The agility of soccer,
The injuries of kickboxing...
we're girls with balls.
WATER POLO - definition
The best sport in the world. The sport real men play that requires strength and endurance. One of the hardest sport known to man. water polo players are the strongest people. All the chicks go for water polo guys. When people talk shit about it it's only because they can't do it themselves. One of the roughest sports ever.
Boy1: Dude I made the Basketball team!
Boy2: I made the Water Polo team.
Boy 1:(Speechless)
Boy: Hey, can you come to my baseball game.
Girl: Sorry, Watching the boys water polo game.
WATER POLO - slang
Water polo is a sport played on by the quickest, stongest, smartest and best conditioned athletes. A water polo team consists of 7 mentally instable people (who in gods name would want to be putting breathing air second to the untimate goal of victory). The players in the pool consist of 6 field players and a goalie, each player relies on each one of his team mates. The object of the game would not only be to stay above the water while everyone is try to put you under, but to shoot the ball past the goalie and score. There are rules... when your on the surface of the water(which isn't often).Under the surface anything goes. Trying to shoot a ball with everyone and thier mother beating on you could prove to be a challenge. "Survival of the fitest" And just for the record, We are NOT swimmers.
Easy right? Lets see you try.
WATER POLO
The only sport where you can legally drown someone without going to jail.
Man, I wish life were like water polo. Try to kill someone and get sent to the ejection box for 20 seconds.
WATER POLO
The most physically and mentally challenging sport on Earth. Constant swimming keeps the body in great shape while the speed of the game itself trains reflexes and quick thinking. Water Polo in essence takes the most difficult aspects of soccer and football and puts them together in a 30 meter pool. The synergy of the physical and mental aspects of Water Polo creates one of the most pure and true sports in the world.
Dont like Water Polo? Thats ok, only true athletes can appreciate a real sport.
WATER POLO
The best sport in the world. Consisting of seven players per team. played like soccer/football in the water using only one hand at a time to handle the ball. Points recorded in scoring of a goal. Played in a 30 meter pool, 4 quarters with a duration of 7 minutes per quarter. Ball is the size of a volleyball and yellow. Also referred to as H20 Polo. First olympic team sport.
NO i don't swim, i play water polo. And yes we have to wear speedos.