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What is warm towel?
This is the act of using a warm towel to clean you partners genitals after sex. This is especially nice when you don’t even need to ask for it. It shouldn’t replace a shower but sometimes it does ;)
you’ve gotta get a warm towel treatment from ya girl if you wanna be livin.
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Warm towel - what is it?
Chillin on your back while your partner washes “deez nuts” with a warm washcloth after having sex. This is especially nice when you don’t even ask for a cleaning. Warm towel treatments were never intended to replace a shower, but somethimes they do ;)
I didn’t shower after sex... I got the warm towel treatment instead.
You don’t want to die without ever receiving a warm towel treatment. It’s a bucket list item for sure!
What does "warm towel" mean?
Similar to a "red herring" a "warm towel" is a ruse to distract someones attention.
Etymology: From an environmental movement called Tidowave's events. It is recommended to members that a warm towel be brought - this implies, without stating, that Direct Action will be in effect at the event.
Margaret: "Did you find Randy or find out what happened to Teddy?"
Jamie: "Nah, it was a warm towel."