Definder - what does the word mean?

What is wafer?

The Wafer, a depressed creation of the internet created through a multitude of Joji songs, break ups, a never ending sadness, and dislike to themselves. In most cases, a Wafer is like a parasitic leech that will latch onto sad songs and listen to them day in and day out, until the sadness of that song has become their own. There is only one thing that will bring a smile to a Wafer, and that's the artist known as Joji, as often times a Wafer will disguise themselves by using a Joji profile picture, but do not be fooled- A Joji profile pic is a sure tell sign that the person behind that profile is a Wafer. Most days, a Wafer will loathe around with no purpose in life other than to catfish desperate E-people for a sad entertainment, as a Wafer has no emotional value.

"You're such a Wafer! Do you always listen to sad songs and loathe around with no purpose in life!" - Tom

"I just want to curl into a ball and eat ice cream while I catfish people whilst having no purpose in life. Leave me be, life is too hard," - A Wafer

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Wafer - what is it?

Low quality, midsy, subpar.

Got this bud in mass, absolutely no wafer

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What does "wafer" mean?

not as l33t as kow.

i am playing like wafer.
man that guy looks like wafer

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Wafer - what does it mean?

it means what u want it to.

your such a wafer.
do u want to wafer tonight

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Wafer - meaning

a total white hick

You are such a wafer!

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Wafer - definition

A fine ass skinny chick. An attractive thin woman. These girls are so skinny they look like a gust of wind could blow them away. They are not however starving or emaciated. They are just healthy very skinny stick figures who you just happen to want to screw the living daylights out of. The good qualities of wafers are they are so light even the weakest of men can pick them up and throw them about the bed and manhandle them into all sorts of perverted positions for wicked lovemaking.

Yo, you see that wafer there wearing the Baby Gap T-shirt? I wanna screw her so I can see if its true about bein able to see your dick move in their bellies!

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Wafer - slang

a skinny ass kid who wears girl jeans and tries to impress girls with magic tricks.Obsessed with his tattoos, and convincing people that he's not gay.ANNOYING. He usually is seen in local"scene" hang outs and thinks he's god's gift to earth.
He's usually goofy looking, so much that you might confuse him to be cute...BUT HE'S NOT...he's probably an ass, and lacks in manhoodpencil dick much?!?.=

What a wafer, he tried to pick up like 5 differnt girls tonight, too bad he doesn't have a penis...BHAHA!

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Wafer

another way to call someone a fagbag. a wafer refers to someone who is: gay, slutty, faggoty, or just a plain loser

yo man your sutch a wafer.

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Wafer

a very skinny person

Dude! Look at that wafer, she must weigh like 2 pounds.

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Wafer

What is a wafer, you ask? A wafer is a thin, crisp cake, biscuit, or candy. It sort of feels like a thin piece of styrofoam.

There are many types of wafers. There are crisp, flavored, possibly chocolate frosted wafers, then there are assorted candy wafers. And who could forget Nilla Wafers?

But when you really get down to it, what is a WAFER?
When you actually sit and think about it, you may begin to feel that a wafer is not actually real. It basically is flavorless nothing. I mean, think about it, WHAT IS A WAFER? By simply writing this definition, and thinking about it, i'm beginning to lose all rational thought, and the incomprehendible idea of the actual existence of a wafer, is slipping away.

A wafer, my friends, is nothing...

Me: How much for this package of assorted wafers?
Nick: *chuckles*
Cashier: Those wafers are 80 cents.
Nick: *chuckles*
Me: Thank you. I would like to purchase these candy wafers.
Nick: *raucous belly laughter*
Cashier: E shnaba, kaybillus von shnoigin tway.

Richard: I have sucked all the cheese of this dorito, and it is now just a wafer.

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