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What is valorant?
A Team based FPS, same gunplay as CS GO, but with different graphics and more of a cartoon-ish look , this game also adds abilities like Overwatch, but more cancerous, Genuinely fun game with it's downfalls of course, now almost a year
launched, free to play so I would recommend playing it now ,this game was made by RIOT games, with a new agent every act (also episodes)Only available on pc, and a bunch of updates every now and then.
Hey Damien, hop on valorant lets play!
Why would I play that game if I have cs go?
Cause why the fuck not? Its also more fun (dont kill me please)
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valorant - video
Valorant - what is it?
A shooter game that many people get mad at because they cant get the beta key
Mad cuz bad lol. Just try harder to get the beta key
Hey wanna play some VALORANT?
Shut the hell up you know i don't have the beta key
What does "valorant" mean?
Valorant is an upcoming free-to-play multiplayer first-person shooter video game developed by Riot Games. It is the first game Riot Games has developed in the genre. The game was first announced with the codename Project A in October 2019. It plans to release in Summer 2020.
It has developed a connection with Twitch to host drops if you watch Valorant streams.
Valorant Keys drop when watching a Valorant stream to get access to the closed beta. Valorant Keys take approximately 39 hours to get and is a good way to spend your time during the Covid-19 crisis (circa 2020). Most people don't watch the Valorant streams, they just AFK and wait until they get a drop!
Bob: Aye, mate, you got a Valorant key yet?
Joey: Nah, I've just been waiting 420 hours watching Valorant streams to get it.
Valorant - what does it mean?
Guy#1: Bro do you play valorant?
Guy#2: Yeah I started grinding comp the other night
Guy#1: FUCKIN PUSSY GET YOUR ASS OFF OF VALORANT AND GO GET SOME BITCHES YOU FATASS
Guy#2: Wow bro you don't have to be mean
Guy#1: STFU BRO U LITERALLY SPENT OVER $600 ON THAT STUPID GAME
Guy#2: So what?
Guy#1: EVERY SINGLE DAMN GUN COSTS $20 AND NOW WE CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE
Guy#2: Good thing I won't be needing it because I'm planning on never leaving my gaming chair for the rest of my life!
Guy#1: I HOPE YOU FUCKIN ROT IN THAT CHAIR U BITCH GO PLAY A REAL GAME
Guy#2: Oh yeah? WHAT IS A REEEEAAALLLL GAME???
Guy#1: OH IDK MAYBE CSGO OR LEGO START WARS: THE COMPLETE SAGA??
Guy#2: FINE! I'll just play league of legends its a way better game
Guy#1: *hangs himself*
Valorant - meaning
Valorant is counter-strike and overwatch's accident.
"Hey brian wanna play valorant?"
Valorant - definition
When you about to stick your dick inside of her and you scream "PREPARE FER HELLFIRE" and give her the fattest anal she has ever seen
I pulled The Valorant when I fucked her.
Valorant - slang
A CSGO and Overwatch baby that wont give me a fucking closed beta key
Hey John, let's play that new game Valorant
Valorant
Valor: Courage and boldness, as in battle; bravery. Simple words with limitless possibilities, how ever all direct action to a common virtue; the fight for preservation of life wither it’s their own or another’s. A single act of valor can rewrite the history books and leave an echo across eternity. A man can only be remembered for so long, but their chronicle holds no bounds.
The gift of valor, all have it and few use it.
Valorant
A new shooter game, similar to CSGO, but with Overwatch type abilities.
"Have you heard of the new game valorant?"
Valorant
the game that you tell others you don't play anymore because you lied and said "uninstalling" after getting shot by a jett with an op 5 times in a row.
YOU: I'M UNINSTALLING VALORANT BRO OMG
others: ok srsly? jk don't care + didn't ask + ratio
you: yes