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What is valet?
Whenever a hooker has a string of anal beads ripped violently from her ass, she may poop a bit.
John wanted to prove he was an animal in their first encounter, so he bit the string and yanked on Anna's ass beads like he was cranking a John Deere. He came up with gobs of shit on his face...Anna was guilty of tipping the valet.
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Valet - what is it?
After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.
You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"
What does "valet" mean?
When your sexual partner cleans your genitals post climactic sexual intercourse.
Gary laid back enjoying the after glow after pounding Tonya to orgasm. She thanked him by cleaning herself and giving Gary a Valet Wipe.
Valet - what does it mean?
1) a self-important person that parks in fire lanes and no-parking zones in front of businesses. can be seen at Walmart or Kmart. Usuaaly has children in the back seat with grandmother swatting them from the front.
2) Someone who parks close to the doors of a store in order to save walking 20 more feet. typ. obese and needs more exercise.
"They ain't no parkin spaces close"
"Stupid, pull me up the front of the sto and we'll nigger valet it"
Valet - meaning
Eating ass in a car, usually in a semi public place, ie, McDonald's parking lot.
Mike gave me a Rusty Valet right there in the handicapped parking spot of Wal-Mart last night!
You better marry him Jane, he is a keeper!
Valet - definition
to get knocked out;fix ya face
"If you scuff up my shoes, you get Valeted on the floor"
Mr Pookie
Valet - slang
The action of a female assisting the insertion of a male's penis into her vagina.
What's the point of trying to find an open space to park if you can just valet.
Valet
1. One who attends to the needs of a "gentleman". 2. A sophisticated, nicely paid "go-for" (gopher). 3. One who parks vehicles for those who can afford to pay the high price for such a service.
Will you please valet my Bently. Please park it in a highly visible location. The more visible, the more your tip will be.
Valet
A Singaporean woman that often gets into sexual altercations. Usually a single mom of more than five children. Quite poor.
She's such a Valets.
I feel so sad for poor Valets.
Valet
A male servant who attends to the personal needs of his male employer, taking care of his clothing and accessories, closely assisting him in dressing.
Trump's personal valet tests positive for Covid-19.