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What is valentine's day?
Commercialistic bullshit holiday invented by corporations to cash in on pussy-whipped men. Tries to create the image of love and when the day is really about money, greed and materialistic objects. It also makes single people feel miserable. Suicide rates are known to go up during this time of year.
"Hallmark and Fannie May all cash in on Valentines Day while making single people feel miserable in the process."
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Valentine's day - what is it?
1. an evil "holiday" that is a big crock.
2. a day where people who are single and hating it and recently divorced people are depressed becausing of the glamourization of "love".
3. also known as single's awareness day.
Retailers are excited about Valentine's Day because it will generate more profit.
I'm going to be so depressed on Valentine's Day.
For Valentine's Day me and my single friends are going to go out, try to have fun, and get drunk.
What does "valentine's day" mean?
Probably the lamest holiday known to man. Just a ridiculous waste of time. I would celebrate groundhog's day way before this lame ass day. It is for wimpy puppy dog types that are about to get their lives ruined by an evil snatch.
I wish the women would shut up about valentine's day and get their asses back to work.
Valentine's day - what does it mean?
1. Celebration of spring fertility (spring is only really happening around the same latitude as Southern Italy, where this holiday was technically invented, but whatever) as celebrated by the Romans. Later overlapped with the feast of St. Valentine, and was accordingly Christianized in a way that made little to no sense (assuming that St. Valentine was not the patron Saint of getting it on).
2. Some damn Hallmark holiday that was designed to make men, no matter what their situation (dating, married, single, playa, whatever) miserable.
1. Let's all celebrate the emerging sexual urges of animals in church. Thank you Valentine's Day!
2. Single men are depressed, dating men are stressed, and married men are teetering on the brink of suicide. Yup, its Valentine's Day.
Valentine's day - meaning
A day in mid-Feb. that many people are allergic to. This allergy causes probable crankiness and bitterness.
Fuck Valentine's Day! I say we erase it from the calendar!
Valentine's day - definition
A holiday that is celebrated in sterotypical ways (like all the other holidays x.x) that can make a person (even if they DO have a partner or are in love) extremely depressed
2. for a lucky few, a time for uncontrollable love and romance only to end in stds and death
Valentine's Day would be cool if some fuckers hadn't decided to turn it into a marketing scheme.
Valentine's day - slang
A "holiday" that only applies to people already in a relationship. For everyone else, it's just a regular day
Happy fucking Valentine's Day
Valentine's day
"Is it Valentine's Day again?"
"Yes. Oh darn, I'm single. I don't get anything overpriced from my temporary lover."
Valentine's day
1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.
Valentine's day? I've had days at the dentist's that go more enjoyable than that day.
Valentine's day
The reason so many people are born in November.
I was born in November because my parents celebrated valentine's day.