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What is unicorn fucking?
The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server
Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY
unicorn fucking - video
Unicorn fucking - what is it?
boy who has a large pimple on his ear that is like the rainbow, and has 2 small polka dots on the inside on them. this pimple dangles down to his balls. they make his balls smell like dirty spider webs. that are like the rainbow :) and when you run into a wall you turn into a ninja but can change to the colors of its soroundings and when you hit some one they turn pink and puff away into a booby. and if some one happens to take you to the hospital just say, a panda bit my nose off. and then give them the evil hamster in your pocket and say its a gift from budah, and then on your way home be sure to ride your elephant to Target for a box of tampons so you can give his boyfriend a dirty qujuan and then run off to your mexican lover in japan.to save him frooooooom godzilla!!!!!!!!!!
boy: man my pimple just grows by the minute!
girl: omg! was that a panda that just bit your nose!?
boy: ahhh take me to the hospital!
girl: did you give the nice man your evil hamster you got from budha?
boy: ya but i cant find my elephant......
girl: well you bes get yer lazy ass up an find it cuz i got a suprise for you.
...LATER...
boy: okay i found it.
....WHAM!.....
boy: eww what the fuck wass that?!
girl: thatd be a dirty qujuan well i gotta go and save my mexican lover in japan from godzilla now
..ring..ring..
boys lover: godzilla no!!!!!
godzilla:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
girl and mexican lover: nooo dont eat us!!!!!
boy: hahaha damn that sucks.
BAM a ninja fucking unicorn was born
What does "unicorn fucking" mean?
Paint color which is NEARLY white, but not pure white.
Paint chips should be required to have hex codes. I want white. #FFFFFF. Not eggshell, not ice sparkles, not fucking unicorn breath. White.
Unicorn fucking - what does it mean?
an obscene gesture using the middle finger projecting from one's forehead
IDIOT: *fuck unicorn gesture*
MORON: What, man? Thats hurtful, man.
IDIOT: Less hurtful than a regular "fuck you."
MORON: How so?
IDIOT: Well if anyone was gonna tell you to go fuck yourself, wouldn't you at least want it to be a unicorn?
MORON: True, dude. That's deep, yo.
Unicorn fucking - meaning
What do you want to know? THEY ARE FUCKING UNICORNS. Magestic rainbow shit, candy farts. Liquid chocolate diarrea. Candy corn tears.... FUCKING UNICORNS. WANT MORE DEFENITION GO LOOK FOR A FUCKING UNICORN YOUSELF
Yours truly
-A FUCKING UNICORN
BRATney: Unicorns dont exiiiiiiiisstttttt :/
Me: THEY ARE FUCKING UNICORNS.
Unicorn fucking - definition
A unicorn fuck is a mythical sexual conquest that is claimed to have taken place but did not or a sexual encounter that is desired but almost certainly will never take place.
Example: "Listen Keith, that story you told about that chick from high school you claim you finger-banged behind Shakey's Pizza? She's a unicorn fuck. I checked and her picture isn't even in the annual."
Unicorn fucking - slang
Strapping a dilldo on your forehead and penetrating your mate with it.
Dude one:"Yo! i Unicorn fucked Sara last night"
Dude two: "Awesome"
Unicorn fucking
when you duct tape a dildo to your forehead and begin to have sex with your partner with the dildo.
guy: hey girl wanna unicorn fuck at my place?
girl: sure why not, who doesn't love unicorn fucking
guy: ok just gimme a second while i strap my dildo to my forehead