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What is umlaut?
To take one's own road; to be unique; Someone with an addiction to David's Tea; Someone whose attitude is "don't mess with me. I have an umlaut!"
Yes I like that fancy overly expensive tea, I'm t with an umlaut!
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Umlaut - what is it?
The German version of "Dot all the I's and cross all the T's." To make sure something is done in the proper manner, without even a minor or technical error.
During John Demjanjuk's trial for his infamous WWII-era war crimes, the prosecuting attorney had to make sure to dot all the umlauts in every motion he made before the court.
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What does "umlaut" mean?
Its like soccer in every way except... The whole point of the game is to kick the ball over the fence.
and...
The Squiggle Guard sits on the fence with a rapier and tries to stop the ball from getting kicked over the fence.
All the while the Squiggle Guard tries to stab the Squiggler (whom is without clothes). The Squiggler has a single coin somewhere beneath his or her skin and must try to get the Squiggle Guard to stab his coin.
On the other side of the fence the Squiggle Monkey waits to try and catch the ball.. but for the entire game the Squiggle Monkey has to ride a unicycle and scream "SHAKESPEARE!!" as loud as they can.
The game ends every forth Tuesday.
"I challange you to a match of It Needs the Umlaut"
"My grandfather told me of the drama and heartbreak of the great It Needs the Umlaut series of '72"
Umlaut - what does it mean?
The nickname Jason Stiles has for Lorelai Gilmore. An umlaut looks like ( ¨ ). Since the two dots look like nipples, he calls her that to reference an incident they mentioned earlier, when Lorelai's nipples were visible under her wet T-shirt.
Lorelai: "Digger!"
Jason: "Umlauts!"
Lorelai: "I can't believe you just called me Umlauts."
Umlaut - meaning
Childhood nickname Jason Stiles has for Lorelai Gilmore on the Popular TV Show "Gilmore Girls"
Lorelai: "DIGGER!"
Jason: "UMLAUTS!"
Lorelai: "I can not belive you just called me Umlauts!"
Umlaut - definition
Vulgar slang. Technically this is the act of depositing half a load of semen onto each of a person's (e.g. an attractive female) two eyes. In practice the term may refer to male ejaculation near the eyes and - more loosely - as sexual activity of any kind. Umlaut can also be used to express a person's perceived sexual atractiveness. A person who is attractive or upon whom it is desirable to perform the act of umlauting is said to be "umlautable". The word "umlaut" is often used as a single world exclamation where the term is synonymous (but with more vulgar connotations) with the word "hot".
The term is derived from visual similarity of the sexual act upon the eyes to the diacritical marking of two dots appearing over a vowel in Germanic languages.
"That chick was so smokin' I umlauted right on her eyes."
"Dude, major umlautables over there."
"He umlauted her brains out."
"Umlaut!"
Umlaut - slang
The two small dots above german letters. Usually used to move the syllable sound to the front of the mouth, so 'ooo' becomes 'oh' and so forth. Also associated with making something seem cooler, or more edgy. This process is commonly associated with nouns.
über, köhn. And to make something more intesne - Joseph becomes Jö-sef.
He just thinks he's all that because he has an umlaut in his name.
Umlaut
Visible nipples under thin clothing.
"Whoa, did you dig that girl? Total umlauts, man!"
"Whoa, did you see that girl? Total umlauts, man!"
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This thing (¨)
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"Umlaut" (m.), noun
The German alphabet consists of 26 characters plus 3 umlauts: ä, ö and ü.
The two dots above the letters do NOT indicate an accentuation or emphasis of the syllable (as for instance accent-bearing letters in Spanish or French). Umlauts are used as independent characters in the German language.
Whenever the use of umlauts is not possible (e.g. for technical reasons, in email addresses or names of websites), umlauts are indicated by the following combinations:
“ae” = ä, “oe”= ö, “ue” = ü.
Note:
some proper names contain the converted form of umlauts
(e.g. the author is spelled Goethe NOT Göthe)!
Pronunciation:
The letter ä is pronounced like the a in “apple”.
The sound of the letter ö is similar to the sound in “earn” or “bird”.
The letter ü is the most difficult for those who are learning German. It is the same sound as the u in the French words “musique”, “chaussure”, “rue”, ... etc.
Umlauts are used in all types of word categories: nouns (not only, but often in the plural form), verbs, adjectives, adverbs, prefixes and prepositions.
Ä: Äpfel, Hände, wärmen
Ö: Löwe, Köln, mögen,
Ü: Küsse, Frühling, wünschen