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What is uber eats?
Uber Eats is a service similar to Deliveroo, Stuart, DoorDash, and Grubhub. Its basically where you order food from an app, and get it delivered to you. It can also be used as a job, because just about anyone can start driving dor Uber Eats.
Some dude: "Hey, what are you doing for a living?"
That dudes friend: "Oh me? I do Uber Eats for my income."
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Uber eats - what is it?
An uber eats ass hoe is a female who makes a man pay for her uber in order to eat sum dick up
him: come eat dis mf
her: u gon pay for my uber
*otp w his hb*
him: this bitch a uber eats ass hoe
What does "uber eats" mean?
The French top division of football (what's a soccer?) where every season, its been farmed by PSG (Paris Saint-Germain) of the likes of Neymar (diver) (no longer Pessi) and Mpaypal, whom bottles in European football outside of France.
Twitter user Troll Football:"What is the biggest farmer league in football?" Real Madrid fan:"Its the Ligue 1 Uber Eats leauge, mpaypal loves farming it along with Messi and Neymar!"
Uber eats - what does it mean?
The shear panic that arises while tracking your uber eats driver and realizing they have stopped in an alleyway on their way to you to make a deposit in your cold cheesy alfredo pasta dish.
God damn it dude, this guy has been sitting in this alleyway for 30 minutes after picking up my chipotle bowl. Looks like I'm getting extra sour cream tonight in my uber eats special.
Uber eats - meaning
A tinpot league which a certain midget is having a lot of trouble scoring league goals in.
Fraudiel Pessi can't even score in the Uber Eats League
Uber eats - definition
The state of constant anticipation of an Uber Eats delivery arriving, even though the food has already come.
"I wish I could just sit down and relax but I still feel like the pizza's almost here..."
"Dude, we finished eating the pizza two hours ago. Sounds like you're stuck in Uber Eats mode."
Uber eats - slang
The action of ordering Uber to bring you food because you are too high to drive.
Allyn: “Is our food coming yet?”
Mitch: “Nah, they haven’t even picked it up”
Allyn: “damn.”
Mitch: “There must be a lot of people Uber eats-ing right now.”
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Tonight I’ll be eating …. Faggots
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Uber eats
A bunch of cunts who deliver your food to the wrong house and always get your order wrong
I fucking hate Uber eats
Uber eats
A sex position in which a man saddles a woman's lower back while she's in doggy-style, facing towards her ass. The man then proceeds to bend forward, over her ass, and eat her out.
John: "Yesterday was me and Nancy's 10th wedding anniversary, so you KNOW we did Uber Eats."
Thomas: "Oh, fuck yeah. I did Uber Eats with a Tinder date the other night."