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What is two shoes?(noun) So you spent all your money to give to the homeless, then went to singing in church and now you won't engage in oral sex with me? Why, aren't YOU miss Goody Two-Shoes today? two shoes - videoTwo shoes - what is it?A person (almost always a female) who tries to be as good and "clean" as humanly possible. She is more often than not a staunch conservative and takes pride in her virginity and her practice of abstinence. She is definitely a God-fearing girl who always goes to church every Sunday, and indeed, based on the way she dresses, she looks like she's going to church every day. She cannot abide it when people cuss in front of herβthe most extreme goody two shoeses faint when hearing foul languageβand of course she would never consider smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or having any physical contact with a boy beyond holding hands or perhaps a kiss on the cheek. Can be nice but eventually begins to lecture you about your "sinful" lifestyle and just becomes a pest. "Oh no, she wouldn't even think of going to that house party. She's such a little goody two shoes." What does "two shoes" mean?An outspoken often times rude grandmother. Usually with grey / white hair which is cut very short like a man's. Their facial appearence is often ugly refered to as a, "mug". Usually their marriages are still intact over many years, however there is no, "love" instead there is hatred and contempt for their partner. They often demand people serve them like royalty and often times carry grudges over their entire lifetime. They often make impulsive and irrational decisions based on emotion and distorted facts. There is a high concentration of these types in southwest Florida. The granny two shoes next door drove over and destroyed my mail box with her cadillac! When I asked what happened she said it was my fault! Granny two shoes also said, "....my jerk husband is still alive damnit!" Two shoes - what does it mean?A person who always does the "right thing", never does anything that they're "not supposed to do" and acts "perfect" in every single way possible. Usually a very peppy/happy person who is a "go getter". Also usually a girl. These people can be very annoying because of these traits. Omg, that girl is such a goody two-shoes. I hate the way she acts like the teachers pet. Two shoes - meaningWhen you either don't have a car or your car is broke down, you're driving the Two Shoe Cadillac. I'm out of gas and I can't get any of my homies on the cell, so I guess I'm driving the Two-Shoe Cadillac. Two shoes - definitionSomeone who always does what's right and not what they're supposed to do. "That goodie-two-shoes grassed up his own mother! The little bastard..." Two shoes - slangAn expression saying that someone is always on the side that is "good" and never taking a chance of being "bad" You're good Ash, and I'm bad Ash. You're a Goody Little Two Shoes. Two shoes1: What's up, what's new, what's going on, how've you been, etc. 1:Yo man, whats two shoes? Two shoesOne of the best programs TeleToon and Jetix (unfortunately Disney XD) aired in TV. It's about a boy named Jimmy Two-Shoes who hangs out with his 2 best-friends Beezy and Heloise in a city named Miseryville making awesome stuff all over the city. His mission is to make things happier, something the governor of the city, Lucius Heinous the VII (father of Beezy) can't tolerate, and will do anything to stop him. - Hey dude, let's watch some chill' stuff that premiered in Disney XD Two shoesA:To run away from the police, a person that runs from the police. Example A: Alex,"Did u hear about Dwight" |
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