Definder - what does the word mean?

What is twat swatting?

it's the female version of a cock block

i.e. if a girl prevents another girl from getting laid

Girl:"yeah so i brought over this guy and my room mate totally ended up being a twat swat."

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Twat swatting - what is it?

When a female maliciously prevents another female from getting it on with a guy she is interested in to have him for herself.

Did you see what Amanda did? She totally Twat Swatted Kristin so she couldn't hook up with him!

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What does "twat swatting" mean?

The same as cock blocking, only with women.

We were making out in the back room and Ashley kept twat swatting.

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Twat swatting - what does it mean?

When a female trys to intervien with another female who is trying to hook up with some bro. a.k.a. Girl version of cock blocking.

guy 1: " yo this girl is all on my D"

guy 2: " oh truee. get that nut!"

guy 1: " Bro, im trying but this other hoe keeps interviening, shes being such a twat swat! "

guy 2: Ohh definate Twat Swatting!

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Twat swatting - meaning

female version of cockblock, female who stops other females from hooking up

Let me sleep with him, don't "twat swat."

I was totally going to do that guy until my friend Emily stepped in and "twat swatted" me.

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Twat swatting - definition

The female version of the cock block, the act of one female swooping in on the possible hookup of another female

I was talking to that guy at the bar, and when I came back from the bathroom that biotch had twat-swatted me!

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Twat swatting - slang

to prevent your female friend from receiving sexual pleasure from another.

"She could not get rid of her roommate all night, what a twat swat!"

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Twat swatting

The female version of cock blocking, where a female try's to hook up with a man, but has her chances blown by a friend, who usually is fuck-face.

Female 1: OMG! NANCY! That bitch Susie totally twat swatted me when I was trying to talk to this amazing guy last night!

Female 2: What a twat swatting cunt! Lets get our nails done!

Female 1: OK!

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Twat swatting

Phrase quoted by famous stand-up comedian Dane Cook in "ISolated INcident"

The equivalent to the male "Cock Block," in which a female accompaniment creates the imposibility of her female friend to "get lucky" with a possible male interest. Done so by intentionally saying something completely irrelevant and embarassing. Commonly takes place in social gatherings.

Jane: So what do you like to do for fun, Billy?

Billy: Well I like to...

Jane's Friend: Sorry to interupt! So, Jane, how's your AIDS?

*Awkward Silence*

You've been Twat Swated.

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Twat swatting

The lesbian version of cock blocking; when someone messes with a dyke's mojo

Yo, I'm sorry about last night's twat swatting. I didn't realize you had a girl with you. I'm sorry if I interrupted anything.

This femme's ex-boyfriend just didn't know when to quit! He wouldn't leave us the hell alone! Fucking twat swatter.

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