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What is tusking?
When an awkward situation arises in conversation, it is also known as a "tusk". This usage was first coined in spring 2009, by a singular gentleman, whom we will call (in the interest of anonymity) Wendel Wordtyper. He was having lunch with some of his chums: Tyrion Portugal, Cross Wildcard, and Liam. The conversation turned to family matters. The three talked about their fathers, relaying various anecdotes about their experiences. After a few of these stories, Wendel quietly uttered, "I never knew my parents. Iām adopted.", drawing a stunned silence from his compatriots which seemed to go on for too long. Showing no sign of noticing the reactions of the other gentlemen, Wendel then took a stick of celery from his plate and put it under his upper lip and said, "It's a tusk! And so, the term was born. Since then, when an awkward situation arose in conversation, a tusk was formed. The simplest method involves taking the hand, bending the middle three fingers, so that only the pinky and the thumb remain erect. Then one places the thumb against the corner of the mouth on the same side of the face. This is the simplest of tusks.
Further adjustments and additions can then be made to this tusk. Inanimate objects of myriad size, shape, and number can be added to the end of the tusk, creating a bigger and bigger tusk, illustrating, via physical metaphor just how big a tusk that moment was. This public bulletin was brought to you by the Bureau Utilizing Tusk Telecommunication Sciences
Verbal:
A: "Yea. So she's getting her apartment renovated because of the blast. They still haven't found her cat. I feel awful. I offered to help pay for the damage, but she said that i've done enough
B: "That sounds like a tusk."
A: "Yup. It's full of tusk."
Tusk formation: (a poster has just fallen off the wall, knocking you off your chair as you were struggling to put up the next one. you hit the floor, the chair flips and breaks a nearby coffee table. because of the ruckus, a scream is heard from the kitchen as a startled cook drops a bowl on the ground, shattering it, rendering their dream of cookies shattered along with it. Out from under the poster, a tusk (thumb and pinky) peeks out. Onlookers, in good humor, add to the tusk with their hands, and any inanimate objects they happen to have)
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Tusking - what is it?
A chicks tits that curve down and out, giving the appearance of tusks.
After Nicole took off her top, i lost my boner due to the unattractiveness of her tusks.
What does "tusking" mean?
The Male member
Penis
Hey bitch... eat this rock hard tusk
Tusking - what does it mean?
An adjective that implies complete, brutal, and utter AWEsomeness. The word pulls its beastliness from the first animal who woke up one day and realized it had tusks. Looking down at the newfound tusks, it felt the feeling that only the word Tusk can describe.
Dude, the way you macked on that girl was totally Tusk! - or simply - TUSK!!!!
Tusking - meaning
Prison slang for the active-partner in anal-intercourse
"yeah, you are new so you gonna take the lower bed, and guess who's gonna be a tusk in this relationship? Ain't gonna be you!!! hehehehe now bend over, sweetheart...
Tusking - definition
A Tusk is a small, annoying creature, usually in politics who has been promoted far above his/her level of competence. They are prone to making stupid, inflammatory statements when they would be better advised to shut the fuck up, but unfortunately they invariably exhibit all the characteristics of a brain transplant donor. Rear-minded and insular during negotiations they have a talent for retarding progress and making things difficult for everyone else involved. To minimise the adverse effects Tusks have, they should be gagged with their hands handcuffed behind them (to prevent masturbation, they are invariably total wankers and kept out of sight in a small room with padded walls.
Have you heard what that wanker Tusk has said about people who support Brexit?
Tusking - slang
1979 song composed by Fleetwood Mac and the Trojan Marching Band. Today, the band plays "Tusk" at almost every single event. The song has become an unofficial fight song of USC, because the students sing "UCLA sucks!" during the refrain.
Partial lyrics are as follows:
Why don't you tell me what's going on?
Why don't you tell me who is on the phone?
TUSK!!! Real savage-like bitch!
UCLA SUCKS!!!
We wanted to play "Tusk" for the student section, but Tony Fox was being an asshole so we couldn't.
Tusking
A stand, In Part 7 of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run.
It shoots nails from your finger, using the Golden Rectangle Rotation.
It has 4 Stages of evolution, called "Act", and it would be called Act 1, Act 2, Act 3, Act 4.
It is capable of making wormholes by making black holes from places the nail bullet is hit by, using the Infinite Golden Rotation.
Tusk Act 4! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!
Tusking
The act of ramming one's own ass with the tusk of a dead (or live) elephant. One may tusk oneself, be tusked by a partner, or tusk a partner.
Ponsonby and the other English aristocrats ended their trunking extravaganza at the onset of golden African dusk. Their dicks sore and swollen, they turned from the dead elephant remains and limped to their truck to get back to camp before the jackals arrived. His Grace the Duke of Devonshire, who had snapped off a massive tusk during the tusking frenzy, clubbed the base of Lord Melbury's skull and tusked the hell out of the unconscious man's pitiful asshole. The tusk was brutally shoved through the knickers and plunged deep, removed, and plunged again. This being an act of affection among the privileged, the others joined in. Sir Fredricks tusked the hell out of Baron Warwick, Fortesque received two tusks, Ponsonby tusked himself to tears, and so on. The majestic ivory of God's great beast was stained with shit containing caviar and quail eggs (no doubt) as the moon rose bringing twinkles to the eyes of watching hyenas, who mistook the wails of glee-infused pain as mating calls.
This occasion marks the birth of tusking. Some religions have considered including a good tusking in certain rites of passage, and those who work for Fox News are required to tusk and be tusked for a minimum of 30 minutes/day.
Both women and men can tusk and be tusked.
Tusking
the act of removing corn husks, as performed by a narwhal.
"Gee, I wish Neddy the Narwhal was tusking this here corn for me right now."