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What is turtle wax?
It is a way of a guy saying he is going to have rawdonkulus intercourse with the opposite gender and not perform any dirty tricks such as a phantom or ice dragon. Its is derived from The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(Kowabonga which is awesome) and the drill company Double Decker add it with the word collision(intercourse) and turtle wax(symbolizes wetness. words that are ordinary alone but together mean something totally different
guy1: Some fine as chick is looking for a supafly jimmy snooker. Anyone kno who she is?
guy2: Ask dat chick if she wants a Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision in her ass?
turtle wax - video
Turtle wax - what is it?
While smoking marijuan and listening to Bob Marley, while having anal sex, you ejaculate all over the bitches back and rub it in ever so gently. If you do this right it should leave a nice glossy polish.
My mom walked in while i was giving Brooke a Jamaican Turtle Wax.
What does "turtle wax" mean?
Turtle Waxing is when a male gets close to ejaculating during sexual activities, lays his partner flat on a surface (bed,table,couch....) so that the partner is facing upwards towards him while he hovers over the partner and ejaculates onto the partner's stomach which he then rubs the fluid around on the chest area giving the partner's chest a glossy turtle wax look to it.
Man 1: Dude, guess what I did to my girlfirend last night.
Man 2: What did u do to her?
Man 1: I was Turtle Waxing her all night long!
Man 2: I wish my girlfriend would let me do that.
Turtle wax - what does it mean?
To take such an extremely long time to "wax" (have sex with) a girl that the progress is compared to the slow speed of a turtle.
Luke: "Man I really like Elaina!"
Flow: "Did you wax it yet?"
Luke: "Not yet..."
Flow: "Haha... Another turtle wax!"
Turtle wax - meaning
Similiar to a mudslide, only instead of a body part you slide your shitty ass on, your target is an automobile.
That son of a bitch took my parking spot again, so I turtle waxed his piece of shit Honda.
Turtle wax - definition
To feel a girls chest, outside of the shirt, replicating the motion of hand washing or waxing a car.
I saw my friend and his girl at the movies last night, and he was totally turtle waxing.
Turtle wax - slang
The act of ejaculating in someone's helmet while it is left unattended, then getting them to place it on their head. A practical joke particular to the military.
Joe left his helmet in the truck so I rubbed one out in it then he put it on, it was the perfect turtle wax.
Turtle wax
A term used to describe someone who waxes, or appears to wax, their pubic hair.
It's as smooth as a tortoise's shell down there - I just got me a turtle wax!