Definder - what does the word mean?

What is glossy?

An adjective describing the intelligence of an individual. Typically used for describing a moron or idiot who messes everything up.

Oh my god, he's such a Glossy!

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Glossy - what is it?

Refers to a mix of gone and lost. Its where your eyes are very watery and a little bit red. As well as being some what blazed and or tipsy.

After enjoying some Panama Red Tom became very glossy.

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What does "glossy" mean?

1. Noun.

Short form of glossoprostitute

Etymology:
cf. prossie

One of the models on TV phone sex channels like Babestation, where the show is free, but the john pays for the phone chat. They typically start out as attractive real girls, but after a few years in the business their increasing use of fake tan, hair extensions, Botox, lip collagen, boob jobs, nose jobs, tummy tucks, facelifts, ass implants and labiaplasties leaves them looking like animatronic sex dolls.

Since the boob job, Caty had lost her girl-next-door charm and became just another glossie.

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Glossy - what does it mean?

Code word for nudes and pics.

Want to see some glossy?

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Glossy - meaning

Slick or clever in nature: can be referring to speech, text, style, or any trait in general.

"The way he talks is so glossy"
"Her style is so glossy"

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Glossy - definition

The in-between of being drunk and hungover.

Shit, I don't know if I'm drunk or hungover. I think I'm glossy

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Glossy - slang

When your forehead, chin, nose, etc. reflects sunlight in an unhealthy manner. Glossy parts of your face is an undesirable characteristic, possessed by only the nerdiest, and geekiest of people. A pale, white, glossy forehead is the most common glossy trait.

Hahaha! You glossy son of a bitch, get a tan!

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Glossy

A type of printout where the paper is shiny.

The printing company only charges 25 cents for a glossy.

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Glossy

fabulously great looking in every way. The highest form of beauty and allure is glossiness.

Sienna Miller is damn glossy.

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Glossy

fine, sexy, hot

have you seen that girl hilary? she is one glossy broad.

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