What is turdage?

Of the dove-like variety, often associated with the Thompson pigeon lineage

They didn't understand the amount of turdage in her personality, it was truly baffling

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turdage - video

Turdage - what is it?

When one visits the ladies/little men's room, with the intention of a wizzle, but mid-visit decides he/she may as well have a shit.

'What took you so long?'
'Sorry man, had a case of Unpredicted Turdage.'
'Oh, really? Fair enough man, that's cool. Want another Mojito?'

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What does "turdage" mean?

A teenager with an attitude.

Hanging out with a turdager is frustrating.

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Turdage - what does it mean?

A build up of crappy things.

The manager at the local tech store is total turdage.

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