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What is trouted?
Trouting is the act of flirting with/pulling horrendously ugly girls.
The name originates from the use of trout to describe such girls, and therefore the act of courting them became known as "trouting"
Dave - "I can't believe Jamie's talking to that girl over there, she's a right minger"
Trevor -"Mate he's in his element, trouting away"
trouted - meme gif
trouted - video
Trouted - what is it?
Something you got slapped with in IRC
/slap urmomoncrak
**smegmaking_69 slaps urmomoncrack with a large trout.
What does "trouted" mean?
when a yankee asks a stupid question that someone in the south would be considered a retard for not knowing.
We were all all the lake fishin' when this nut hugging yankee rolls by and looks down at the catfish i just caught and says "is that a trout?"
Trouted - what does it mean?
When attempting to make love to an extremely obese woman,
To assist in locating the vaginal canal have the lady urinate and follow this upstream.
I cannot find witch fold is your vagina could you please take a piss and i will try trouting upstream for it.
Trouted - meaning
the act of sneaking up behind someone and moving your hand quickly back and forth between their knees, making the victim believe there is a fish between their legs.
The victim is at first overcome by confusion, which results generally in a high leaping motion followed by anger and rage once they realize what has happened.
person1: should I sneak up on joe and trout him?
person2: definately.
*sneak and trout*
joe: STOP TROUTING ME
Trouted - definition
A man who likes to date younger women (i.e. he swims downstream in age); Antonym = salmon (a guy who likes to date older women, or swims upstream in age). Synonym = male cougar
Bill's such a trout; everytime he enters the club he's got a younger chick on his arm...
Trouted - slang
Trout = 40 something male hanging out in clubs looking for younger females to prey on. (male Cougar)
He is such a Trout! He is to old to be in a club!
Trouted
When someone gets so smashed that they do not remember what they did and did not make it to a social event, and are in no state for society.
when an individual gets Trouted they can't make it to a ball that they payed for.
Trouted
to not be sober (on drugs, alcohol, mentally unstable)
I went out will Bill last night and we got absolutely trouted
Trouted
when one has been slapped in the face with any number of items, be it an actual trout, a sponge, a banana peel, an anvil, a boobie, whatever. after the slap to the face has occured, the attacker must shout at their victim: "You've been TROUTED!" or simply "Trouted!!" This is not a strict definition, so the rules for usage are not solid.
*walk up to person a and tap them on shoulder*
*they turn around and are met with a nice smack to the face*
Attacker: Trouted, bitch!
Victim: Oh nos!