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What is tree monkey?
Monkey Tree is a 30 year old tree located at a corner of the infamous 2 Winch Street property. Monkey Tree is one of the brother trees, the other being Leaf Tree. Monkey loses his leaves in the winter time, but is stunning year round, though notably smells like diapers in the early spring. Monkey is thought to be the more playful of the two Brothers, while Leaf is more studious and mature. Monkey was named by a young Tanner Mullaly. The charming tree has thrown a few people from his limbs, including his best friend Isabella O'Connell.
"What tree was it?" "Monkey Tree, obviously. The tall one."
tree monkey - video
Tree monkey - what is it?
Those spikey green trees that cause thousands of people to be pinched a year, tragically.
"monkey tree cant pinch back!"
What does "tree monkey" mean?
The average person. Characterized by their poor decision making skills, their life is a shrine to mediocrity.
Poop-flinging-tree-monkeys are responsible for electing the President.
Tree monkey - what does it mean?
When you tape a girl to a tree and you do her doggystyle and you stick a popsicle in her ass.
I african tree monkeyed my girlefriend in the jungle
Tree monkey - meaning
Required items:
Male
Female
Table
The table must be the exact same height as the point where the female bends. It must be short enough for the female to be able to hold on to the far end of the table. The female must lean over the table and take a firm grasp. The male then inserts his penis into the vagina of the female from the rear. During intercourse, the male must grab ahold of the female's shoulders with both hands. Without relinquishing penetration, the male must carefully raise his legs from the floor to a position where both feet are on the table, straddling the female. This position gives a very animal-like feel which heightens pleasure to unimaginable level.
"I heard that Chris pulled the Howling Tree Monkey on Megan last night."
Tree monkey - definition
Woman of questionable looks....Including but not constrained to any of the following facial/body issues; hair in facial regions more commonly known to the male gender, longer then average wingspan, hair on small of back etc
Damn dude you didnt go home w/ that hairy ass tree monkey last night did you?