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What is top down?

The grooming style where a guy has a close-cropped haircut on top and wears a long bushy beard below. A hairstyle popular with musicians and hipsters. trendy, beard, hipster, musician, haircut, hairstyle, grooming

I like your new cut and now you’ve grown a beard, how very hipster of you. I don’t know, to me it says I’m business on top, party down below!

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top down - video


Top down - what is it?

When a sodomist has removed his penis from his lover's anus only to find it covered in feces. Enemas are your friend. I gots shit on mah dick.

Oh man, when I pulled it out it was half brown from the top down!
Why is our toilet plunger half brown from the top down?

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What does "top down" mean?

Top down weather means:

1. A statement meaning that the weather is nice enough to have the top of a convertible car down.

2. a statement that is obviously intended as being humorous, but sometimes stupid blonde bitches like to take it seriously and use it as a means to stupidly make fun of their ex-boyfriends.

(if someone says "it's top-down weather" when it's lightly snowing.... obviously they are joking...)

(30 degrees fahrenheit)
boyfriend: It's Top down weather.
girlfriend: Uh.... no it's not.
boyfriend: Obviously it isn't. Are you dumb?
*drives off*

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Top down - what does it mean?

A corny and irritating phrase that is usually spoken as a poor substitution for an intelligent remark. Although usually used in casual conversation during the warmer months of the year, some choose to use it, inappropriately, during the winter. Such blatantly incorrect usage and unoriginality should be a shore sine that you are talking to a, stupid Saab driving, child raping, job stealing, impotent, arrogant fuck up.

Mike: It's top down weather
*ACCUAL WEATHER IS 30 DEGRES AND LIGHTLY SNOWING*
Anyone with a brain: It clearly isn't. why would you say that, How are you so ignorant.

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Top down - meaning

Margarita no salt 🍸

(Bob walks into restaurant)..

(Waiter) β€œ What to drink for you?”

(Bob) β€œ Lemme get a Cadillac with the Top down!”

(Bob walks into restaurant)...

Watiter- β€œ What to drink for you?”
Bob- β€œ Lemme get a Cadillac with the Top down !”

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Top down - definition

That awkward moment when a person realizes that her bikini top has fallen out of place and others are aware of the fact.

In leaping up unto the raft, and seeing bemused stares from the boys, Angel experienced a not unpleasant top-down awareness.

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Top down - slang

Bald man. No hair on the head.

That nigga has his top down today.

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Top down

To relieve yourself as the opportunity presents itself, in anticipation of and extended period of time where you may not have the resources to do so, even though you may not currently feel the need to relieve yourself.

"Baker is the next rest stop, and it's not for 120 miles, I better top down while we're stopped".

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Top down

a luxury sedan

she enjoys driving with the top down

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Top down

Convertible car with open roof. Same as drop top but also means only "open roof".

"I'm smoking with my top down..."

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