Any person whose appearance or disposition suggests they may be less evolved than the average modern human. The common tonk-tonk will often be found in a multicolor japanese car with tilted rear wheels (due to improperly lowering its body without adjusting the suspension) blasting either reggaeton or doofdoof music (or any other primitive- or tribal-sounding monotonous soundtrack with simple and repetitious beats.) Many tonk-tonks wear loose-fitting clothing, seemingly because such garments remind them of the animalhide wrappings their grandparents crafted in the jungles and pastoral hills of the remote islands from which most tonk-tonks originate. Most tonk-tonks tend to have success in the bartering of goods (usually drugs) as their mental resources are geared toward the nomadic hunter-gatherer mentality. They also usually have some type of legal trouble following them, as their simple brains cannot grasp the concept of laws or rules. When one encounters the common tonk-tonk in its natural habitat (the club, fastfood restaurants, sportsbars) it is wise not to use complicated verbiage or gestures, as tonk-tonks are frightened of things they cannot understand and may initiate primal defense instincts, resulting in frantic utterances in their monkey-language and sometimes bitemarks. They can be restrained by employing well-aimed severe kicks to the face, especially once the tonk-tonk has fallen to the ground.

E.M.F. likes to yell at the Tonk-Tonks in his gwala gwala dialect because they think he can talk to their deceased ancestors who learned the secrets of sneaking past the border patrol and avoiding capture by the I.N.S.

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Tonks - definition

a guy with a short memeory and an even small penis

i had a friend and he was a fucking tonks

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Tonks - slang

A game based on gin rummy for three to six players. Hands are won with three to four of a kind and runs. Also by doubling up and going low. It was made up by the african american community but it has recently spread into certain pockets of white suburbs.

I lost 7 bucks playing tonks the other day.

Tonks is such a nigger game.

Euchre and tonks.

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Tonks

A person, normally a woman, with man-made hair color or colors, specifically pink or purple. Also can describe a person who changes his or her hair color regularly.
After Nymphadora Tonks from Harry Potter.

Nicole has become quite the tonks with those pink streaks in her hair.

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Tonks

A big/large/hench person

That woman is bear tonks
The woman is large n has a big build

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Tonks

Awesome character in the Harry Potter series. She's a metamorphagus (she can change her appearance at will), which is left out in the fifth movie. A LOT of things about her are left out in the movie... grr...
Anyways, in the 7th book she married Remus Lupin. She gets pregnant, but Lupin freaks out and leaves, because he's worried about him passing on some weird werewolf gene or smoething... then he comes back (yay him!) and they have the baby (Teddy!). Then a couple months later they both get KILLED. Dammit...

Tonks's hair is sooo awesome...

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