What is tomb raider?

To fuck some one who had 7+ abortions

1. I did the tomb raider last night

2. Did you have fun

1. I had tons of fun ;)

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tomb raider - video

Tomb raider - what is it?

A young man whom has sex with an older woman. Male equivalent of a gold digger.

Ashton Kutcher is a real tomb raider.

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What does "tomb raider" mean?

Before having sexual intercourse you dip your penis into a fully filled ashtray (please make sure cigarettes are not burning or stuck on your penis). When you penetrate the lady a puff of ash will appear. It is like entering an old dusty tomb.

"I totally raided that girl's tomb"
"DUDE! I just gave your mom the old Tomb Raider"

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Tomb raider - what does it mean?

A game dedicated to TRUE perverts.

Playing Tomb Raider shows the most noble way of peeking female body.

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Tomb raider - meaning

I PS1 game starring the heroine Lara Croft. The games follow her adventures around the globe meeting people and exploring places far, far away. She seeks artifacts and ancient civilizations. The games inspired 2 movies on the big screen.

Hey, do you like adventure games? You mean like Tomb Raider? Yeah! I like that game.

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Tomb raider - definition

a game for people like nick who have small penises and as a result, has never kissed a girl.

"Yo guys lets rent Tomb Raider you can see her tits jiggle!!"
"Nick your a fukkin homo and will never get a gurl, PS gordons fucking your sister, steph."

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