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What is toll booth?The act of tapping the breaks when going through a toll-booth after you see the speed limit or stop sign. Even though you have absolutely no intention of stopping. Dude, today I rear-ended the guy in front of me because he performed an unnecessarily long toll-booth brake check. toll booth - videoToll booth - what is it?Someone who has a small insignificant amount of power like a toll booth operator feels the need to exert there power absolutely. Even in a ridiculous circumstance. Someone suffering from toll booth operator syndrome would not let you pass if you arrived at the toll booth a penny short with your wife in labor in the passenger seat. What does "toll booth" mean?The frenzied scramble for change at a toll booth when one realizes that there is no money in the vehicle console. Usually involves digging with one's hands around the seat in hopes that some change will be discovered. Idk man, must be having some toll booth epilepsy Toll booth - what does it mean?A.k.a. "balky bowel". Refers to where you remain sitting on da porcelain throne for a long time in an attempt to get "that last bit" to come out, but no dice... you're obliged to "pay a toll of toilet-paper" to progress any further, in that you hafta actually wipe yourself to get said "stubborn blob" to make its messy exit. But then, of course (and ONLY then --- again, you can have worked your sphincter muscles all you please, but the remaining poop still won't budge) you will discover that there are still some of Ollie North's "residuals" up inside your anus, and so you will hafta use even more of your precious costly Scott 1000-sheet roll to wipe repeatedly till you finally get it all out. My butt-hole is unfortunately a chronic TP toll-booth, and so to save money, I use old recycled phone-books and other thin newspaper-type material to do my initial wiping after I go No. 2, and then only use toilet-paper to "finish up with". Toll booth - meaningDrive up to a toll booth, look the attendant in the eye, reach out your twenty dollar bill and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the attendant breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts). "Hey Eddie, I'm bored let's go play some toll booth chicken! A six pack says you'll never defeat my 172!" Toll booth - definitionAs you pull up to a toll booth on the highway you start to jerk off. When you stop to pay the person your fare, you climax and bust in their face as you proceed to speed away having not paid the toll instead of handing them the money you owe. P.S. this doesn't work with easy pass. Guy 1: Hey man you got money for tolls today? Toll booth - slangWhen a girl wearing low rider type jeans leans forward and shows a "carpenter's crack" creating the optical vision of a toll booth. Check out that girl's toll booth, anyone got 35 cents to throw in. Toll boothA girl that one must go through in order to get with her friend. It is like the mother goose that will cock block unless you get her approval. Damn, I spent 30 minutes impressing that toll booth so I could hook up with her hot friend. Toll boothA woman who sleeps with or pursues men for things or money. She is a step down from a prostitutes, but almost the same. She has been constantly in my face since she heard about my new job. She is borderline "toll-boothing" it tonight. (verb form) |
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