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What is tmj?

tap my jack , meaning text me or hit me up .

Facebook Status : Finna log off so tmj !

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Tmj - what is it?

A freezing of the jaw and slurring of words condition that occurs when one has consumed Too Much Jameson (TMJ).

I'm unable to feel my jaw after all those whiskey neats, I've really got to cut back on the Jameson. I may never get over this TMJ.

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What does "tmj" mean?

A mysterious and perplexing condition that comes on suddenly and without warning. Although it is seldom officially diagnosed, this jaw condition is the number one excuse given by newly engaged and recently married women as to why they can't suck off their man.

Bro: she used to suck me off and swallow every drop before we were engaged, now she says she has TMJ
Bro#2: I know man, it's a total bummer. When you put the ring on their finger, they somehow get TMJ all of a sudden.

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Tmj - what does it mean?

temporo-mandibular joint
i have tmj my jaw makes a clicking sound when i yawn laugh talk or even eat. with tmj you are not supposed to chew gum ,but i do and i wind up regreting it because it hurts.

tmj hurts really really bad :((((

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Tmj - meaning

Toothless Mouth Job

TMJ: An oral technique often employed by lower tier prostitutes, especially those with a prolonged crack addiction.

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Tmj - definition

A common jaw disorder that many women will use as an excuse to get out of giving a man head.

I'd go down on you, but I have TMJ and my jaw could lock up.

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Tmj - slang

the littest gang alive (Team Mary Jane) gang gang brrrr skrrr

Everyone: yooo TMJ is fucking lit my G!!

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Tmj

TMJ Syndrome: temporomandibular joint
noun
pain in jaw: a painful condition involving the temporomandibular joint and the muscles used for chewing, sometimes causing clicking sounds and restricted jaw movement. It is usually associated with a faulty dental bite.

Temporomandibular joint:
noun
jaw joint: either of the joints connecting the lower part of the jaw mandible with the temporal bone on each side of the head. Both joints act together when the jaw is moved.

Jill: I have TMJ and when I open my mouth really wide, it hurts like a mother.
Alex: Ewww... Lemme see!

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Tmj

TMJ: temporo-mandibular joint
the joint where the jaw connects to the skull on both sides of the head.
hurts like hell when dislocated, you are barely able to open your mouth and cant really close it either.
it cannot be snapped back into place yourself.
it can occur from anyhting, including laughing or yawning.

"my TMJ hurts like hell :( "

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Tmj

In Portuguese "tmj" means "estamos juntos" or shortened "tamo juntos" which translated to English means "we're together". It is used in a way to represent a connection to someone like a bro or can also be used to confirm something.

"You're my brother for life! tmj"

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