Definder - what does the word mean?

What is the vesti?

Where people make Fresh Prince of Bel-Air parodies (most which suck ass) and talk about Kates hoof.

WHAT THE HOOF?
Too lazy to find or think of a Bel-Air parody

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The vesti - what is it?

Vesty a person that looks like, or acts like a transvestite.

Dave: "Wow! Look at that chick with those long eyelashes and thin eyebrows."
Jason: "Dude, I think that's a vesty."

Sabrina: "Does this fake mole look good on me?"
Jessica: "It kind of makes you look like a vesty."

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What does "the vesti" mean?

A girl who wears, or is likely to wear, cute vests. I'm not talking about shitty puffy vests, I'm talking about silk vests over t-shirts and nice sweater vests. These girls are often lesbians, but they're cute lesbians, and their vestyness makes them even more desirable to men. However, if you do meet a true straight vesty girl, you must treat her nicely, and with respect, or she will tell you to fuck off. Take her out to dinner, open the door for her, you know. A vesty is tough to get because the straight ones are all taken, and persistence and class are key. Good luck.

Mike: God damn, that girl is vesty as hell.
Gabby: I think she's a lesbian.
Mike: Not this one, Gabby. Not this one.
Gabby: Good thing she's not brown too. You'd have to be restrained.

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The vesti - what does it mean?

teh place were the uber l337 nerds hang out and talk about butsecks all day.

The vesti is so lame.

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The vesti - meaning

Short name for "Teh Vestibule", a forum on IGN. Known for the "vesti standards".

Let's go post a logical and compassionate statement at Teh Vestibule forum.

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The vesti - definition

goddess of thunder and awesome vests

"did you see that girl? her vest is badass"
"yeah, she seems like a total vestie"

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The vesti - slang

An internet drug. Causes a halt in brain cell production, a significant decrease in intelligence and maturity, and produces a large amount of "face_plain-ism".

For teh vesti!
Didn't read, LOL.

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The vesti

A best friend who you share fun things to do with (and actually do them)

Alaina is my Vestie, we're always going to the coolest events together.
If you don't wanna go I'll just ask my Vestie to go with me.

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The vesti

A message board on IGN that is infamous for its randomness, a place of internet evil, where the lowest life forms gather to share their everyday experiences.

ZOMG, so the vesti leik insulted my ability to womanize, but im still the man, amirite?

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The vesti

a place on the internet full of geeks who can't get laid and are mean and sarcastic. in other words.. the best place in the world.

I went to the vesti today and they called me a douchebag.

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