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What is the tuck and roll?
A hastily performed manuver put into motion while under the survailence of a snooping maid in a hotel room while masterbating w/o the use of pron (visualizing) where one first pulls sheets over erect penis and masterfully rolls in the oposite direction of the peering intruder.
John: Dood member that one time Je almost got caught jerking off...
Kyle: Yea but he played it off with a Cuban Tuck and Roll so hes all good.
John: Wow what a fagg.
the tuck and roll - video
The tuck and roll - what is it?
When a man has an awkward public erection as the result of unwanted arousal which he then "tucks" up into his waistband and keeps on "rollin" to be on his way again.
"Hey dude, do you ever tuck your boner into your waist band?"
"Fuck yeah bro, it's the 'Tuck n' Roll'!"
What does "the tuck and roll" mean?
Sex change operation per ZZ Top "Zipper Job". Usually from a man to a woman.
Hey- did you hear that Sylvester got a Tijuana Tuck and Roll? Now he has to use the ladies room!
The tuck and roll - what does it mean?
An elective surgery where a man gets turned into a female. To chop down the tree and split the stump.
Renee Richards was a man until the tuck and roll job.
The tuck and roll - meaning
A ancient technique of war used and documented by senses Tom Simmons in his video "I bought an inflatable water park". You must roll in a cylindrical shape and roll down a slope down to your enemy
Person 1: *Tuck and Rolls*
Person 2: Gahhh *Gets tripped and falls over*
And that is how The Tuck and Roll is used at its best
The tuck and roll - definition
when a man inserts himself into another man who has his legs over his head and form a ball and roll around with there eyes locked in a serious stare until one busts a nut and they stand up and walk past eachother with a straight face and slap high fives and go there separate ways
hey lets tuck and roll today
The tuck and roll - slang
When your banging your girlfriend on the pullout couch at your buddies and his mom comes running down the stairs. This causes you to tuck your erection back in your pants and roll off of your girlfriend.
Her mom came running down the stairs and I had to perform my pattented Tuck and Roll to avoid getting caught banging her daughter.
The tuck and roll
when you get pissed off with your passengers in your car so you tell them to jump out the car
driver:"cuz fuck off, stop fucking around, or you can tuck and roll"
passenger: "alright man relax, ill stop being a dickhead"
The tuck and roll
tucking your head between your legs and grabing your knees and rolling out of it in an attempt to stop the impact of a fall
plane falls out of the air in a last attempt to save the passenger the pilot yells "better tuck and roll sarah"
The tuck and roll
A modern urban "tactic" employed in firearms training to get around obstacles while continuing a forward movement. It is most often employed by Airsoft or Paintball gamers, however it may be used by live-fire weapons personnel as well.
The technique, almost always done while running, involves diving forward in such a way that your shoulder lands on the ground first, and you roll into a little ball. As you come out of the ball, immediately spring back up into a running stance, or move into a kneeling position.
A Tuck and Roll can be seen in the movie "SWAT" during the shooting range sequence.