What is the treehugger?
1. Someone who shoots tuna at whalehunters and has sex with phallic-looking branches.
2. Any number of peacelovers, naturalists, vegetarians, people who like Wham!, people who think Greenpeace will save the world, people who are in Greenpeace, people who think that the only solution is diplomatic talk, people that think eating meat is an infringement upon animal rights, people who sincerely believe that the damned cat who poops on my veranda has rights, and that I should not be allowed to shoot the damned thing, people that throw paint on people in fur coats and/or other various nutters.
1. "Mmmm... that is one SEXY tree"
2. "Treehuggers of the world unite! George W. Bush and his evil regime must be squashed!"
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the treehugger - video
The treehugger - what is it? I girl who is known to have sex in parks
i fucked that treehugger she didnt wanna get a room LOL
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What does "the treehugger" mean? Wear clothes from thrift stores or in some weird outfit i.e. diaskis, wool skirts. Wears head wraps and frequents open night poetry events. Always says "Peace!" Fake enviornmentalist
Ex. Used in a sentence. Latasha is a treehugger!
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The treehugger - what does it mean? A very dumb broad, with nothing better to do then bitch and complain about the GOP while mommy and daddy pay for everthing: usually a girl of lose morals:A girl who doesn't shave.
Any chick who has won a grammy or oscar
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The treehugger - meaning a treehugger means pedophile in prison language
A: you see that man, heβs a treehugger
B: >:(
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The treehugger - definition Different from an environmentalist. An environmentalist is somebody who is rational, practical, and scientific.
Treehuggers think purely with emotion and not with actual critical thinking skills.
Typically without any job or hobby, spends their time protesting without thinking of any actual goals or solutions, and does things that feel good but are actually detrimental.
Example, blocking roads and pestering ordinary people, causing idling vehicles traffic and thus thereby causing even more CO2 buildup and moving people away from the movement.
Example 2: Torching SUVs because they are secretly jealous, which in turn creates toxins and co2 and smoke to release into the air, thereby causing more global warming, committing a major crime against ordinary people, and again moving away the average Joe from the cause that the treehugger wants people to join.
Often seen handing out flyers advertising their protest which wastes paper and ends up on the ground as litter.
Is too pathetic to actually work for practical solutions to combat climate change and instead resorts to slacktivism and eco terrorism because they lack the internal strength and motivation to solve problems.
Friend 1: Dude why is there so much traffic and smog today?
Friend 2: those tree hugging idiots blocked the road and caused the cars to idle, idk some stupid protest or something.
Friend 1: Why can't they get a job?
Friend 2: Probably because they blew thousands of dollars of their parents money on an un employable college major and now resort to activism as a way to cope with the fact that they are ashamed of their lack of real accomplishments in life.
Friend 1: Agreed. Fuck treehuggers.
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The treehugger - slang Hippie
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The treehugger ME! I'm a treehugging dirtlover and I'm proud of it!
She loves this earth, so she must be a treehugger.
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The treehugger 1. A naturalist who will do anything in his/her power to protect the environment and save wildlife. Comparable to a hippie, vegetarian, or Hypah. But not Mancow
2. Someone who is likely to have a nervous breakdown if he/she ever stops protesting something for more than a few minutes.
When will these treehuggers stop protesting everything?
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The treehugger someone who loves the environment and believes it needs to be protected for the benefit of ourselves and future generations to come. Typically described as hippies. Often characterized by eating organic goods, natural fibre clothing, not consumption of meat, a general liking and respect for the environment.
The treehuggers from Greenpeace were all there protesting the rights of the environment.
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