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What is the softserve?During sexual intercourse one partner feels the need to swirl a twirl of dedication on their lovers buttocks. Oh my god. My B’Yotch dropped a Columbus Softserve on my ass last night!! WTH?! the softserve - videoThe softserve - what is it?The act of taking a shit. Johnny: "Where were you sis?" What does "the softserve" mean?The act of a man dropping a nice cold scoop of ice cream of any flavor into his partners vagina and then plowing her from behind. After the vicious plowing the woman squats down and squeezes the icecream mixed with jizz into a bowl or cone. The mixture comes out like a softserve icecream. After producing a beautiful swedish softserve one may dine upon its cold salty delight. My girlfriend wanted icecream so I plowed her and gave her a little Swedish Softserve. The softserve - what does it mean?love exchange between bestfriends :) Brendan: Hey Jonathan!! The softserve - meaningWhat bro hasn't had a drunken sexual encounter, where no matter how said bro tries, they're too fucked up to make shit work. That is softserve.- A more acceptable, and encompassing synonym for whiskey dick. Bro 1: Dude, I heard you hooked up with that girl from the party, how was it? The softserve - definitionHooking up with a female for an excess of 25 minutes and failing to acheive a full erection. Bro #1: Dude did you hook up with Polly last night? The softserve - slangThe softserve is performed from the doggy style position. When you about to cum, instead of blowing the load on her back you pull out and shoot the cum in your cupped hand. Then while still behind her you swing the handfull of gift around and smack her in the face with it. Like scooping ice cream. That is the softserve. She was totally discraced after I gave her the softserve. She never spoke to me again. |
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