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What is the ordeal?
1. A very potent, very hot expulsion of air from the anus. The heat usually lingers and is uncomfortable to both of which have "smelt" and "dealt".
2. A feverish, scalding, irritating defecating experience; often diarrheal and requires a cream, salve, or ointment to calm the burning sensation. Can be caused by spicy foods and some viruses.
3. A severe rash caused by an STD contracted by anal intercourse.
4. An instance in which someone is trying to get an asshole to behave sensibly, but they continue to make a scene.
("Dude, I had a blistering anal ordeal last night, it was real shitty!")
the ordeal - video
The ordeal - what is it?
The curious and unpleasant yet unsurprising and common experience of looking up a person's name (perhaps your own) on Urban Dictionary and finding that the results become more and more
A) disgustingly homophobic (gaynotation)
B) shaming of fat people (fatnotation)
C) slut shaming (whorenotation)
D) racist (racenotation)
as you scroll down or go past the first page.
Option A occurs mostly with typically male names. When occurring with typically female names, it tends to be that the definitions are about male homosexuals anyway.
Option B and C occur mostly with typically female names.
Option D occurs mostly with typically male names, for some reason.
1. Francis is "some fag"
3. Sarah is a "dyke" and also a "noun" (Thanks for the clarification! Nothing gets past you, homophobes.)
4. Ashley is "usually a fatass"
5. Karen is a "hoebag"
6. Mario is a "Jew bitch cock"
I just went through a lot of phobic denotation ordeals looking up good examples for you people. I'm too disgusted to look up more.
What does "the ordeal" mean?
When you encounter a situation with an unnecessarily large number of options to choose from, and all you really wanted is something that just works... what kind of bread, what kind of cheese, condiments, meat.... sigh! (Where I come from, bread=white sliced bread)...
Bonus points when used with cloud computing!
Refer to "Funniest Milk Ad Ever! (Australian)" on youtube for further illustration.
1) The dating websites these days are turning into a subway sandwich ordeal!
2) These days the cloud computing user is faced with a subway sandwich ordeal.
The ordeal - what does it mean?
1.) A practice used back in the medieval ages for determining ones innocence or guilt by doing something dangerous
2.) What the templar's sky fortress rumble is called
3.when you get an app and it makes you do a inescapable, one week trial and makes you pay for it for the trial
1.) You are acussed for stealing for killing in the royal forest, to prove your innocence, you must punch this bear in the face
2.)*distant fighting and a screaming female could be heard*
Intelligence expert: Did she logged back in and tried to do all her drills?
Tactical officer: yes.
Intelligence expert: trial by ordeal with the templar?
Tactical officer: at least she ain't getting fucked by him.
PC during the rumble: *LET ME LAND A FUCKING HIT ON YOU!*
3.)dude this app thrown a Trial by ordeal on me
The ordeal - meaning
Usually barbies use it to say something is cute (YOUR OUT FiT, SHOES,ACESSORIES.
Bashing Barbie : Aye fish yo outfit is ordeal
Ken Barbie : i kno sus Ordeal,Ordeal
The ordeal - definition
Slang for vagina, often used in conjunction with situation. The useage developed so that one could discuss sex without alerting others.
The whore's ordeal was loose.
The ordeal - slang
An Imposing Caucasian with characteristics peculiarly similar to that of George Costanza. A spin-off from "The Situation" that nobody conscious would claim.
"That guys is a real ass-baby. From now on, we refer to him as "The Ordeal"".
The ordeal
adj: (also ordelic) describes a situation where one would experience a stressful, traumatic or otherwise uncomfortable event ot series of events
Jason's visit to the department of motor vehicles was ordealic because he waited on line for about four hours and visited many clerks only to be told that the vehicle he had purchased was stolen.
The ordeal
When too many people are involved in a decision which involves all persons engaging in an activity, and it becomes too difficult to decide where to go, or how to execute the plan.
We were all supposed to go out, but noone could agree on which restaurant, who would ride with who, there was so much ordealism that some of us lost interest in even going.
The ordeal
A very unpleasant and painful or difficult experience.
Jim:Did you knew in 2005 three journalist of Romania who departed in Irak were abducted by terorists?They had a horrible ordeal.
Billy:Didn't knew.