Definder - what does the word mean?

What is the gary coleman?

1. reluctance to answer a potentially embarrassing question

2. spoken to instantly divert a captive audience's attention so a speaker can covertly move out of the line of questions

adj. plead the fifth

origin: Gary Coleman is a dead midget and this is a known fact. Any sightings of him will cause anyone to turn around. Mainly because midgets are interesting, and Gary Coleman still makes people chuckle with his recorded tyrades

Reporter 1: Sir did you have relations with your secretary

Wife: Intently listening

Speaker: Hey! There Goes Gary Coleman!!!!

Crowd: **Turns in pointing direction**

Speaker: **drops mic turns and leaves conference**

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the gary coleman - video

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The gary coleman - what is it?

A descriptive antonym for that which would make someone say "Yayyyy..."

"This vanilla milkshake is really Gary Coleman, Yayyyy..."

Or in the opposite;

"That car accident was so NOT Gary Coleman."

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What does "the gary coleman" mean?

A drink comprised of equal parts orange juice, cranberry juice, and Sprite.

Mark, while you're up getting another plate of delicious chicken and buttered green beans, grab me a Gary Coleman. And another roll.

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The gary coleman - what does it mean?

the hitting of one's own head, resulting in death

Dude, I busted my face on the cabinet door. Check out the bruise. I'm lucky I didn't pull a Gary Coleman.

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The gary coleman - meaning

A Century stand, aka a "C-stand," is a device commonly used in photography and filmmaking to support lights, flags, etc.

A standard C-stand is 40 inches high. A Gary Coleman refers to the 20-inch variety, for use when space is at a premium.

Hey, tell that PA over there to grab me six of those Gary Colemans and a jelly doughnut.

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The gary coleman - definition

When a guy is receiving fellatio from a girl and she is getting too horny and saying things like "spray it in my face", right before you go you look down and say "what chu talkin bout willis?" So she giggles then squirt it down her throat

Dude1:"she was all loud and annoying the other day so i gave her a gary coleman..."
Dude2:nice! Did you start humming Different Strokes theme after?

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The gary coleman - slang

the little boy, who is now just a little man, who became famous simply by the saying, "what you talkin bout willis?".

person a; OMG IT'S GARY COLEMAN!
person b; who cares.
person a; !!!!!!!!!
person b; he's just some midget.
person a; WHATCHOO TALKIN BOUT WILLIS?!?!?

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The gary coleman

Masturbating with your opposite hand, thus using "Different Strokes"

I'm bored of my right hand. I'm going to go with the Gary Coleman tonight!

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The gary coleman

a short, round ice cream dipped in peanuts and chocolate on a stick, also known as a 'buster bar'

"hey sweet heart, lets go get a box of gary colemans"

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The gary coleman

The one urinal, always located at the far left or right of the line of porcelain pee-ers, that is significantly lower than the other urinals.

"All the stalls are full, Junior, but you're tall enough now to use the Gary Coleman."

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