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What is the farnham?
a bloke who says he is going to retire this year but turns up again next year for work is the farnham
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The farnham - what is it?
The worst place on the face of the planet, a shit-hole of biblical proportions. Known globally for producing the best disappointments Great Britain has to offer.
Ralph: What school do you go to?
Sarah: Farnham heath End School
Ralph: Ew, get your fishy minge away from me
What does "the farnham" mean?
(n) A rediculous chant consisting of retarded inside jokes combined together. The Farnham Chant involves hand movements and rediculous comments. Most people will run away while hearing the farnham chant.
"The Farnham Chant was beginning to implode my brains," said McBobus
The farnham - what does it mean?
Farnham “nam” skatepark is a facility located in central Farnham, Surrey. It is a hotspot for daytime binge drinkers and drug addicts. You will often see a man in a purple beanie most commonly drinking out of a 3 litre bottle containing of white cider.
Yo blud, you got a spare riz and fiz? Nah fam go Farnham skatepark
The farnham - meaning
This basically means that you have absolutely no life besides video games and being fat (primarily becase you do not exercise at all and you're diet includes tequitos). This also means that you are a total and complete to about 99% of every human being you meet. You use terms such as, cockbag, douchebag, asshat, cockwhore, dickbag and whorebag. If anyone likes something that you do, such as a television show or a band and they tell one other person about it then they have completely ruined that show or band.
Damn, Roger is being such a farnham right now. He's just so fat!
The farnham - definition
To be a farnham, is essentially to be the worst at everything. You fail to achieve on every field of play.
Boy, Aaron is quite the farnham. We need to whoop his ass.
The farnham - slang
A town in England that is one hour away from London.
Used in Starcraft: Brood War as a password to enter a room in a Terran Scenario.
"I am going to Farnham today, because it is a town, and not a stupid definition like what that other fucktard Devon said it was."