What is the chop?

Very finely chopped up marijuana and tobacco. Preferably chopped up with decently sized kitchen cutlery on a cutting board, or just any hard surface for that matter (whichever you prefer) and mixed together as if you were creating your own "chop-salad." Once the product is finished being chopped, take the concoction and precisely pack as much as physically possible into a bong, pipe, or bubbler (bong is your best bet), and enjoy.

Also, it's customary when smoking chop in the presence of "virgin choppers," that nobody speaks of the effects of chop chop, but rather just let the victim rip the shit out of the bong and let him marinate in his own sudden intoxication.

**DISCLAIMER: Some may become uncontrollably addicted to chop-chop, however, we are not to be found responsible for any addictions that do occur after reading this excerpt**

Man 1: So, whatcha wanna do for the next hour?
Man 2: I dont know, wanna smoke some chop chop?
Man 1: Yeah, I guess
Man 3: What's chop chop?

Man 1 and 2: *pause* ..... just smoke it yo!

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the chop - video

The chop - what is it?

A girl or boy that's ugly. (Or should we say CHOPPED.)

Bro, she chopped. With that ugly ass hair style.

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What does "the chop" mean?

The fugliest, nastiest, most disgusting of them all

Person 1: You saw Zamyr with the mushroom haircut?
Person 2: Mhm. That nigga is chopped.

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The chop - what does it mean?

Going and cutting off boys dicks

Hey girls are the boys being annoying let’s go get our chainsaws to operate on them
CHOP CHOP

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The chop - meaning

any sexual activity

damn baby, I could really go for some chop chop right about now.

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The chop - definition

A demeaning directive given from a master or superior, to a subordinate in order gain their attention and expedite an order or request, typically accentuated with two stacatto cymbal-like claps of hands at or around head level.