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What is the Naked Man?
1. A man who walks around his house naked without care, even with visitors, and while washing his dishes in full view of students.
2. A well respected principal at a well established high school.
"Is naked man in his office?"
the Naked Man - video
The Naked Man - what is it?
A highly effective technique(when used in the proper context)for mating with the opposite sex.step 1:make an excuse to enter girls apartment/house.step 2:when girl leaves room get nude and wait.step 3:butter her bread!
Awesome dude:may i use your bathroom hotchick?
Hotchick:sure awesome guy!
(awesome dude disrobes assumes captain morgan pose,hotchick returns)
Hotchick:oh my!
Awsome dude:oh yes!the naked man strikes again!
What does "the Naked Man" mean?
A high-risk seduction technique where, on a night out, a person gets themselves invited back to their date's home and quickly strips naked and waits for said date to re-enter in the hope that s/he will either be amused, aroused or sympathetic enough to agree to sleep with the person.
Obviously this technique can backfire spectacularly, and may end with a person being quickly ejected (probably sans clothing). It's suggested that The Naked Man only be used if the date is going badly and there's nothing to lose. Supposedly works two out of three times, but actual results may vary.
Jen: How did your date with Bill go?
Katie: Awful. The movie sucked, the meal was cold and afterwards he said he needed to come to mine for a water and when I left the room to fetch a glass he pulled the Naked Man on me!
Jen: Did you kick him out?
Katie: I should have, but he's not bad looking so I ended up taking him to bed. I mean, it's not like we'll ever see him again anyway.
The Naked Man - what does it mean?
A highly effective technique(when used in the proper context)for mating with the opposite sex.step 1:make an excuse to enter girls apartment/house.step 2:when girl leaves room get nude and wait.step 3:butter her bread!
Awesome dude:may use your bathroom hotchick?
Hotchick:sure awesome guy!
(awesome dude disrobes assumes captain morgan pose,hotchick returns)
Hotchick:oh my!
Awsome dude:oh yes!the naked man strikes again!
The Naked Man - meaning
A technique by men used to get lain. The man who is invited over to a woman's place makes an excuse to come over and when the woman is not around, he gets naked while he waits for her return. On her return, they both laugh, and the element of surprise gets him laid. Very risky, with a potentially big payoff.
(As seen on How I Met Your Mother)
I used the naked man last night. She had no idea it was coming, but it worked.
The Naked Man - definition
After walking a date home, the would-be naked man is upset that he has not been invited into his date's home. So he says to his date, 'may i use your bathroom?' naked man proceeds to the bathroom, takes off all his clothes, and while the date takes off her coat, the naked man goes to his date's bed room and waits to be found. 2 out of 3 times, naked man gets laid. The other time, he gets arrested.
Dude, Adam totally gave Chloe the naked man, and it worked!!
The Naked Man - slang
a way to get into someone's pants.
ask the person to use the bathroom. get naked and just stand there until the other person comes into the room. 2/3 they will laugh and sex you up.
Man: can i use your bathroom?
Woman: sure.
-M hurries up and gets undressed-
-W walks in-
W: okay -gets naked-
the naked man
The Naked Man
An age-old activity that occurs when a male and female are together in a room. At a point when the female leaves the room, the male strips down to total nudity and strikes a pose on the nearest couch.
Rich: "Hey did you hear Kyle pulled off the "Naked Man" last night on his date with that girl from the projects? That's a classic move!!!"
Eric: Yeah, it's just ashame she threw him out into the projects completely naked and the police are filing indecent assault charges against him."
The Naked Man
The Naked Man is where one takes advantage of a distraction in order to shed their clothing and surprise their date with nakedness in the hope of receiving sex by means of humor, pity or sheer spontaneity.
You go to a Blind Date which turns out to be a disaster. Then you make an excuse of yourself in order to enter your dates apartment. When the date being out of the room simply strip down, and you are good to go.
The Naked Man works 2 out of 3 times.
The Naked Man
The act of after walking a girl back to her place asking her if you can use the bathroom and when she leaves the room stripping naked and hoping that through just plain simpathy she will sleep with you. works 2 out of 3 times.
I used the naked man the other night.