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What is the Mickey Mouse?

A semi-sexual act, more often than not considered silly. Mickey Mousing is the act of a large breasted woman setting her breasts on top of the head of another person. Essentially, the breasts settle on either side of the partner's head, looking like Mickey Mouse ears.

Alternatively, it can be called Mickey Moused, in the past tense.

1 - Dude, she's got her tits out and she put them on this chick's head!
2 - You mean she Mickey Mousing her!?

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the Mickey Mouse - video


The Mickey Mouse - what is it?

Repairied in an unsuitable fashion.
Duct taped together or jury rigged.

1st Dude: Can you fix my bike?
2nd Dude: Sure.
2nd Dude: Here, I'm done.
1st Dude: Dude you mickey moused it!
2nd Dude: Your welcome

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What does "the Mickey Mouse" mean?

To fix a broken cigarette by emptying out the tobacco from the half of the cigarette with the filter and stuffing the other half into it. Only works if the cigarette is broken near the filter.

"Dude I'm low on cigs, don't look down on me cause I need to Mickey Mouse this broken one."

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The Mickey Mouse - what does it mean?

The icon of Disney. Unfortunately, he has been completely scrapped and replaced by whores such as Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers.

Person 1: What ever happened to Mickey Mouse
Person 2: Who knows? I've been too busy trying to get my sister to stop watching all the other shit on Disney.

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The Mickey Mouse - meaning

To build or repair something shoddily and with substandard materials.

Who built this Mickey Mouse thing anyway?

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The Mickey Mouse - definition

Anything that is pedantic, trivial, or needlessly time-consuming. Can be used interchangeably with chickenshit.

Boss: OK, I need you to go through this 2,400-page report, and change the phrase "financial adjustment" to "fiscal alteration" each time it appears.
Me: I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit.

"Send Fredo off to do this, send Fredo off to do that! Let Fredo take care of some Mickey Mouse nightclub somewhere!" - Fredo Corleone, The Godfather Part II

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The Mickey Mouse - slang

Marine slang meaning anything stupid or senseless (as used in the 1987 Stanley Kubrick film Full Metal Jacket

"WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHIT?!"

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The Mickey Mouse

A mouse who keeps saying "Oh Boy" or "Hot Dog"

Oh my god, it's Mickey mouse 🐭

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The Mickey Mouse

Substandard, poorly executed or organized. Amateurish.

Who's in charge of this mickey mouse operation, anyway?

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The Mickey Mouse

Not real, invalid, fake, undeserving, lacking true value or merit, essentially an award or title given unfairly or unworthily. Commonly used by Twitter trolls to disvalue an award or championship mainly in sports. Originated from the NBA bubble taking place in Disney World.

EPSN: Lebron James won his fourth title with the Los Angeles Lakers!
Twitter Troll #1: Mickey mouse championship
Twitter Troll #2: L + ratio, not a real win in my book, mickey mouse ring

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